meeting (reading) pilosoper (philosopher) of our times today...

it was fate logged into twitter after a while and what do i come across well nothing apart from the usual rants about everything Sri Lanka Mahinda lokka bad Govt bad bad and the rest like some game and and some more bullocks until some guy had posted an image of a Facebook post of one TheSilva AKA Harith or to his friends Harry and that image of the post got me thrown off the chair now that's God isspeaking for me so there i go post that very post here for the common good of all in the Sri Lankan bogspear meet the pilosoper real philosopher of our times

also yes this post somehow got no punctuations and i kind of forgot to add them in the beginning so I'll leave them here ,,, ... ;; ' ' " " ( )  pls add them as you see fit

Curious case of Malaysia Airlines flight MH370-who White-vanned it?

Its day 3 ( dah! As you see. This post was written on day 3..now its day 16 or something…) and I’m convinced that we have a new flying Dutchmen, a very new modern age version to that matter...the all new Flying Malay…as the story goes to say the MH370, a Boing 777-200ER of the Malaysian Airlines took off from Kuala Lumpur heading for Beijing, seven hours away but never landed in Beijing no anywhere else, least to our knowledge.

Some say it crashed into the Ocean as the last known point of contact via comms and radar was over the Ocean. May be so may be not…but what seems to me is that the flight itself has become a Phantom. A flight that took off but never landed, 230 souls in flight, flying towards Beijing but will never land…on air, in flight eternally…never to land…the Flaying Malay…

I’m sure many of you have seen the pix on media of the oil slick that turned out to be from a cargo ship (btw, which ship was leaking a bloody 9km long trail? No wonder the Oceans are dying…) and then the floating something that the Vietnamese pictured…now , it looked more like an emergency exit of a plane, the sort that’s next to you when you sit next to an emergency exit that the crew tells you in quick 3 mins how to operate in the case of an emergency…I once sat next to it and when I was being briefed I told the air hostess it was too much for me and instead of following the procedure, I would simply scream out of fear hence she cannot expect much from me in the unlikely (as they say, in the briefing…now ask that from a MH370 guy…) situation of an emergency…guess what, till recently she was a facebook friend of mine , before I said good bye to FB. Enough with my glorious life as a high flyer so it seems what the Vietnamese saw and pictured was or is not a ‘door’ of an airplane…

Leaving aside the technicalities and the business of speculating about what really happened, I must say I was surprised by the reaction closer to home of the soon to acknowledge, for now on the hold, tragedy…MR has already said that with the opening of Kottawa to Kaduwela stretch of the outer Colombo circular road and the opening of Mattala Royal King Rajapaksha International Domestic Airport, people has no need nor has the money to take up air travel ,hence avoiding such disasters while Namal baby MP, denied allegations of MR family buying major stakes of Malaysian Airlines, which is losing its share price faster than the  rising price of Dhal but confirmed soon to inaugurate Carlton Pilot and Aviation School in Katuwana will automatically send its successful and not so successful graduates to work for Malaysian Airlines and all required is a letter from Namal baby or Mrs.MR.

Leader for life of the Opposition, Mr.Ranil Wicramasingha, when heard about the soon to acknowledge, for now on the hold tragedy, has apparently told to media that the loss of flight MH370 will not affect the UNP and within the next few months there will be a change of Govt. and it will be a UNP led government that will lead Sri Lankan to the ruin but added he will still be the leader even when the messages of condolences are sent to families of victims for real, some day.

But the best statement came out from the Flower Road based, so called civil society of Sri Lanka…and it came in the form of a joint communiqué, signed by many organizations, most of which with its board members, donors and faithful numbering so much that all will fit into half dozen Three Wheelers ,let alone a Jet liner, including CPA,NPC and the plethora of NGOs fighting for ‘rights’ who went on to say they hope the Govt. of Sri Lanka will come out with the truth and demanded that the Govt. take responsibility for not following the recommendations of the LLRC be implemented etc ,thus setting the stage for losing of the plane.

Yes, I know …you must be wondering what’s got to do with dismal human rights situation and the thriving industry of talking about it overseas with the Malaysian plane, well…beats me too...but the likes of Mrs.Nimalka Fernando will find some minute link to connect their shameless criticism with whatever issue that will give them some cheap coverage.

On the other hand, CPA with its plethora of propagandists will come up with few well-placed articles on what’s called an ‘award winning’ citizens (??) journalism website (where only few, mostly expatriate, Colombo 7 types contribute and comment) detailing how the missing plane will help the Government to gather more Chinese support for its development programs and call for an international (read few western nations here…) action against the Govt. here and soon as they see readership going down, they’ll start shouting their web has been blocked, e-mails hacked and their made to pay more for their Gin and Tonic at the Cheers Pub.

And so there goes the story of MH370,the flight to nowhere…I’m sure for next couple of weeks, most of the Sinhala Sunday papers, well the regular bima and waya types will dedicate more space to missing plane stories ,thus diverting from the weekly doze of murder, rape , ghost and Ravana stories.

Mosquitoes are biting me and I fear more I go on, more boring this post is going to be and I don’t people searching the internet for the lost plane to waste their precious time, reading here while they could spend their valuable time, searching elsewhere…saving lives and securing the future of civil aviation, especially Malaysian Airlines which soon will fly to Mattala and will sport a Carlton (CSN) logo on its tail etc.

Kenya Mall attack-a pictorial analysis

after years in counter terrorism, decided to offer my own analysis of the situation using media pix.. they are all from UK's Daily Mail..by the way, i know my analysis will piss off all most all..but hopefully this will help others understand the attack and reasons behind it.but i sure hope this ends in no more bloodbath..

One Billion Rising..In Colombo..Lipton Circus..

One Billion Rising..Colombo style..errr...thats more like One Hundred Rising but..hey..still..it was a good show! a show of strength a definite show of power...women power..NGO power..check the Chicks..should have gone there yesterday.. could have definitely hit on one of those loose NGO women...could have had a different V. Day then!!!

[Pix by Viswanath Samarasinha]

Panties and Suspenders Down..Its V.day Today (And I'm Back Too..)

Dear All of the Sri Lankan Bogspear!! remember me? your beloved Ooorumiyaa is back and as always.. i stage a return on the best day of the year, Valentines day.. (well, not to count MR's B'day..that too is important...) .

So its Valentines day today and at this time of year it can be difficult to know the protocol..the day when many young people skip classes and head out to MC ,LP and Crescat and many other joints, hip and not so hip with their better halves , not so better halves and not so sure better halves and halves that they want to make better and some others,with fulls that they secretly want to make halves and better too...

Bloody 'ell.. even the JVP's into celebrating Valentines day ( funny ,Valentines day was a Pagen practice that the Romans took over and then the Church took it over and now.. its Mr.Somawana and Mr.Tilvin and Mr.Lalkantha taking it over.. whats next? or rather, who's next Halaal Council? ) and I'm not so sure why MR has so far stayed away from appointing a Minister of Love... now imagine that? i mean, come on...if we can have a Ministry of Crab (thats Kakkutta Emathi in Sinhala) , Ministry of Suger ( it'll be Peni Emathi in Sinhala) why not we have a Ministry of Love?

In the Absence of a Ministry of Love to proclaim all lovers in SL will receive Rs.200 worth of free calls and texts and other perks ,I Declare Today To Be The Day We The People In Love, Pull Panties,Bras and Suspenders Down And Down With The Elastic That Tights Us Down And Enjoy The Love And Freedom We Deserve!! (there you go...the statement by me, in the absence of a Ministry of Love...)

Enough with all this Love related rhetoric.. whats important is that you make sure whoever you love today gets something special..be it a FaceBook 'like' or a dirty text or may be a visit out to some dodgy rooms by the hour place and hey. ..let the love take over... ; while you want to avoid FM radio station cliches, St.Valentine will not forbid if your other half ( the better half)  is the only one in her class (or Office/School/Camp,/Bank/Station/Bus or NGO to name a few locations where one can have a lover...)  not to receive gifts/texts/emails and flowers (depending on your current financial condition and provided your not having issues with liquidity...) on today the 14th of  February.

Thankfully, you can get her (him too but thats not my subject, if you know what i mean!) some cool Victoria Secret (btw, check this video ) stuff or Amante line of works.. after all even on a day like this.., its important to defy gravity as we all know... Love is in the air not on the ground...but remember and and try not to forget my proclamation too!

Have a great Valentines day dear all and make love like the Bonobo (Monkey)  and get laid like there is no tomorrow!

Just one other minor detail..if you were recently (or not so recently) dumped... then, do get on with the spirit of the day and grab the initiative to wish you former lover : happy Valentines day, you jerk! ( a text message will do...)

Also pls refer to some advice on V.day planning ( V Day Wiki as some nerds and turds would say..) and how-to's,..  here...all thanks to GQ

In addition to that... you can also read my older posts on V.day and old glory days.. spoiler alert.. bit boring though...here's V.day 2008 and V.day 2011 wonder what happened to V.day of 2009/2010..

Sandy hits New York and I'm living with Nilam...

US under water.. Liberty taking cover from Sandy,New York cisterns, the new Rail Boat ,Aqua Bus of NY ,river parking in NY and NY Water Taxi!
all Pix here are from the Internet..and sorry..forgot to keep track of who took what where.. can't remember which website posted them first!!!!
don't sue me!

The King Who Rolled Me A Joint.

As you may know , HRH Miswathi III, the King of Swaziland  is vising my 100 acres these days on an invitation of MR. yes, yes, MR invites and i end up paying for the visitors and host them too..so i had to take the King out of the piss last night ,yet again and thanks to some divine intervention he decided he's going to ditch his wives..hence moi didn't have to organize 05 luxury buses to tag along the Royal wives..since the King has few dozen of them (actually its 13 to be bit more exact-one left the Royal harem not too long ago alleging she was "subjected to physical and emotional abuse" ) , and most of them are here with him, its up to me to sort them out too..admin that is..the rest, the King will do..

Mind you..I'm not racist but i don't want any monkey business ,even with a Royal Wife of a country where AIDS is more widespread in percentage than any other nation on earth (apart from Toilet Nadu-since they think they live in heaven,hence not even consider them to be a part of India!!)

Anyway, we (King and I) had a good time last night..as usual we hit the White Horse for some cheap drinks before we hit the 'The Bar' at the Dutch Hospital.funny, when i told the HRH Dude we're off to Dutch Hosp.,he inquired if we are going to 'do' some voluptuous Dutch blond nurses at the hosp., but then i dreaded for a minute not to hurt Sri Lanka's budding diplomatic relations with Kingdom of Swaziland and tell the guy the Dutch were long gone and what we may find there is Mahela's extra expensive Crabs (sure to make you crap when you see the prices of dishes there) and the Bar, the Bar thats becoming THE regular watering hole for Colombians of quite younger (and tender) age.

The HRH dude lit up like a Christmas tree mounted on the front yard of Last Chance showroom down Rajagiriya.

And then came the bombshell.. the HRH King just rolled a joint and passed it to me.. man i tell you this joint was like having  ...err.. Swaziland Gold!

Yes, the more intellectual types here might wonder what the hell is 'Swaziland Gold' i talk about.. well pls read this here by Lydia Polgreen on New York Times of Today (see you wanker.. i read NY Times too! imagine that!!!) and you you'll be a world authority on Sawazi Gold.

What Daily News is not reporting is the fact that MR had not asked my mad the King about the details of his Ludzidzini Royal Village in Swaziland (because MR doesn't want such thing in Medamulana) nor any spicy details about the selection process for the Royal Wives (since MR already got a wife,he's not interested in any more-i guess!) but moi being the curious type got to know that normally around 50,000 young virgins (yako..Virgins!!! imagine that!!! 50 frigging thousand of them???) turn up for the selection gig ..bare-breasted and in skimpy traditional skirts.. i guess even if your not the King, it must be a spectacle more fitting than the London Olympics to watch 24/7 !!!

I read this blog article about the selection and to quote one candidate " "I want to live a nice life, have money, be rich, have a BMW and cellphone," summs up all the hype behind this selection.i mean, lets be serious ..in a country where ADIS is going to hit 100% within the next decade ( according to some UNDP doomsday report- but then, who will believe UNDP) its going to be a pretty good deal to be one of the 13 Royal Wives and thus not run the risk of going for an arranged marriage and end up like Freddy Mercury.

phone numbers change,bills go unpaid but tweeting continues..

Yes, its me the prodigal Ooorumiyaa..back to tis' land to fight the serious and not so serious gits..yes, i know.. i know.. i left a deep vacuum in the SL bog-spear and Twitteramull of SL for some time and even from my far pavilions, i felt the ripples of my absence.. now I'm back. you can ask Indi , our beloved Kottu Head-Buwa to re-admit me to the Kottu Kingdom.

Let the War of the tweets begin. oh, btw, did any one check the latest GQ? ammooo... its pretty nice and awesome.

Ooorumiyaa returns..dial M for Miyaa..the new DM4M thingy..,.

I know there had been many staged returns and then many MIAs too..well, not that i got 'whitevanned' to Australia (Western Australia,to be exact) but was bit busy with some stuff,like finding exit clauses to leave jobs and explaining dodgy and compromising text messages that were sent to wife instead to HSBC etc.

Anyway, cut the long story short, I'm back and just like the subject line says..dial M for Miyaa..

That's DM4M ..got it?



(pix is from i don't know where but very apt..)

email from UK PM

Read the below mail!!! this is so fucking funny! considering the current financial situation of the UK Govt.i don't think PM Cameron got extra £200.00 spare!

I think I'm going to get a Rs.100 Etisalat SIM and call this number and play along..its going to be fun!!!!

But err... if this is true and if i get the money, I'm going to buy drinks to you all..so register your name for the guest list immediately!

Ooorumiyaa.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
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Date: Thu, Mar 24, 2011 at 10:40 PM
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its V.day today..what a fine day to return to bogging..

My early morning text to my wife .."Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my boss and I love you"  and she replied " stop acting like an idiot,pay CEB&water bills,get some vegetables & dry fish,nothing to cook"

Romantic hah!

Ice Cream...

Its time..for some Ice Cream...ohhh... heart pounding..

[Pix By Mike Flokis-Getty Images]

Recalling the UN Resident Representative- the Real Story

So there it was.. a big turn of events to our own dear Cabinet Minister Hon.Wimal Weerawansa MP.'s protest into the proposed UN Advisory Panel on alleged War Crimes in Sri Lanka last night when we got to know the big head honcho of the UN, Mr.Ban Ki Moon had closed the UNDP's Regional Center in Colombo and had re-called the UN Resident Representative in Sri Lanka Mr.Neil Bhune.

Everyone in the blogspeare ,especially in the twitterspear went into panic and started saying all kinds of stuff including some 'peace loving' NGO kinda types saying WW should be arrested and charged for criminal acts because he prompted nice Ladies and Gentlemen in the UN Compound to stay inside their office and thus preventing them from going to the toilet or attend 'meetings' at Gallery Cafe etc. 

Thats bad man.. i'm telling you..its really bad..today so it seems Dr.Dayan Jayathikae has shot himself in the foot (not in the mouth,when he himself called a Foreign Minster of our own Colonial Master [long live d Queeny] UK a cunt or something like that..!! OK, i admit..i'm fudging the details here.. not going to do a Sunday Leader kind of proof reading and corroboration of facts (haha..big joke!) ) and so on..[i lost the sentence..].

Anyway..fact is the UNDP Regional Center in Colombo that Mr.Ban closed following him getting pissed off with the 'situation'here, seems has nothing to do with the protests..if you know your geography well, then you know that the protests are in front of the UN Country office thats in the vicinity of Thunmulla Junc.on Bauddhaloka MV. and the UNDP's Regional Center is on the Independence Avenue or Nidhahas Mv. And then, UN Compound in Thunmulla (where our Hero Mr.Weerawansa is camping outside) houses among others the Head Office of UNDP in Sri Lanka and few small Three-wheeler size (meaning that the total staff in-country will fit into a single Three Wheeler-not that they will in reality.. given the fact that they have big gas guzzling Prado's per head there ) UN agencies and also some UN admin units including the world famous UN-DSS (Department of Safety and Security).

Rest of the key UN Agencies like UNICEF,UNHCR,WFP and most of the major UNDP Programs have their own offices spread around (posh parts ) of Colombo (well within the reach of Gallery Cafe-for Coordination Purposes etc) and are not currently covered by Mr.Weerawansa's boys and girls!

So, enough with the back story..here we go now to the real story..so late last night shit hit the fan when Mr.Ban announced that he was closing off the UNDP Regional Center (big deal!!!)  and every one who has to do something with the UN here in SL is upset,some are calling for unconditional surrender of Sovereignty and some NGO types are asking for indiscriminate areal bombing of all NFF sites in Sri Lanka and then the bombshell.. some wise guy in Daily Mirror comes out with this ( aptly titled " The Big Ban lie ")and that effectively ended the whole 'closing' of Regional Center saga!

And then what about the re-calling of Mr.Bhune? 

Here's the story.. there is an evil Octopus thats attached to the Office of the Secretary General on the 23rd Floor of the UN Secretariat building in New York and following developments in Colombo some of the senior staff of the UNSG's office had consulted the Octopus and hey presto..the Octopus has indicated an eventual capitulation of position held by Govt.of Sri Lanka over the UN Advisory Panel and as such Mr.Ban has re-called Mr.Bhune for 'Consultations'.latter has already departed Colombo for New York with business class ticket in hand (as over 6hrs of travel, UN staff gets to travel business class ) and some haal messo for the Octopus too.

Since i don't have an Octopus with me, i don't know when Mr.Bhune is due in UNHQ but i can say that the UN staff in Colombo are keeping mum about what the Octopus has predicted on the predicament of Mr.Weerawansha and since Shanthi Vihar is closed my guess is that Mr.Weerawansha will go to the Colombo Uni.canteen (Arts Faculty may be..) and have few Maalu Paan and plain Tea, talk to the troops about the next steps and head home for a shit/shower/shave and then off to Temple Trees to take up his new portfolio, brand new Minister of Public Protests&Farce with the Ministry co-located with the UN Panel in BMICH.

And, what about the UN Advisory Panel? well, for God sake people its a UN Panel..what do you expect it to do? OK, if you don't understand the 'Panels Theory' its bit difficult to explain but in essence, a UN Panel is similar to a GoSL appointed Commission of Inquiry and as such, this Panel will go on for some time, the Govt.will shout loud it will cooperate with the Panel and on daily basis stone wall it and then most of the big Countries will anyway undermine it as of fears of this kind of Panel setting a dangerous precedent to others and then by the time UN bean counters decide to cut funding to this Panel, it will come out with a Report and then one or many of the Big Five (and may be few others in the Security Council) will request the Report to be suppressed and by the time the report see the light of the day ,no one will give a rats fuck about the findings nor no where will be Mr.Ban Ki Moon close to hearing the wise counsel of the Panel.

Ends! 

p.s- don't you think Yasmin Sooka is hot? she seems so to me!will i see her sipping Lemon Juice at the Barefoot Cafe,talking to Defendors' (like the movie 'Defendor')  of Human Rights in Sri Lanka like Sunila Abey. or Sunanda Deshapriya ? oh! i think not! 

Vesak Day protest..

After following my years of extensive research on Buddhist Philosophy i can say that Buddha was a bad (good in organisational terms-bad for us the worker/peasant class) manager..he was more of a Corporate oriented guy and definitely not a Sri Lankan Civil Servant type... that's why he had his Birth Day, Graduation Day ( the day he got conferred as Buddha following years of applied field research..) and then Passing Away Day..[(we don't celebrate that..No,in fact we kinda do..but its called 'Mala Batha' having an early dinner at the dead man's house talking about what a great guy (or gal) the dead person was etc.. followed by few drinks behind some guys car..)] on the same day..

Imagine in Sri Lankan standers, had Buddha being a resident of Sri Lanka, we could have had 3(+) public holidays (+ 'day after' public holiday too) to celebrate each occasion and not a single day as it is now!!! that's why I'm calling for a protest.

We, majority Sri Lankan Buddhists tend to take Buddha as one of our own ,though he is a Nepali citizen by birth who later took residency in India for career reasons we could say he is Sri Lankan too, considering the number of trips he made to Sri Lanka and also his involvement in domestic issues and also the impact of his teachings on the Sri Lankan society itself!

So, going with above analysis i think its safe to say Buddha later on took up Sri Lankan citizenship and should consider to be full blooded Sri Lankan,hence the Mahinda Raj (or Government of Mahinda in other words..yes, i will explain my new political dictum  of 'Mahinda Raj' in a latter post) must split Vesak into 3 separate events and thus, declare public holidays to correspond to that.

That's about it for now.. i must attend to more temporal issues today so i stop now but the comments box is open for discussion and i will further explain my findings if such is required. 

one other thing: 

in death life begins,life ends in death,

turning by one's deeds done,

whetted by desires of lust and hatred,

pinned to our illusions we evolve,

unceasingly,meaninglessly,

only by reflection we know,

catching glimpses of life's process,

by insight illusions we break,

by wisdom we disentangle our selves,

from our own spun webs,

Said Buddha..

Mahindananda Aluthgamage,next PM of Sri Lanka

We, the Ooora and Miyaa here by propose Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage of Nawalapitiya in the great District of Kandy for the next Prime MInister of Sri Lanka. we think President MR should immidiatly stop whatever he is doing and appoint Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage as the next PM of this country, irrespective of Election Commitioners call for re-poll in Nawalapitiya. 

Of course without Nawalapitiya votes, EC can't announce Kandy District votes and without Kandy District votes he can't announce Overrall votes nor national list seats allotted to each party ,hence who ever won the election (of course its the UPFA..who else you dumb nitwit!) can't set up a Govt.but all that legal bollocks is irrelevant.

WE WANT MAHINDANANDA ALTHUGAMAGE AS OUR NEXT PRIME MINISTER AND WE WANT HIM TO SET UP THE NEXT GOVERNMENT.

For you folks who repeatedly doubt me and my two cents worth posts, here are some back gorund info on Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage ,our hero of Nawalapitiya. 

According to wikipedia where you find the most accurate and upto date information,Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage is a product of the prestigious Royal College Colombo and according to Parliament of Sri Lanka's "Biographies of present ( 6th parliment that is..) Members " his religion is listed as 'None' (may be some sect or cult in Nawalapitiya, where our hero is from).Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage our hero of Nawalapitiya, has an Authorized Official Facebook Page and you will find 625 fans of him there..including Maradankadawala Yakadaya.

Another famous folk hero is Hon.Susantha Punchinilame of Rathnapura now relocated to clrear and pristine beach country of Trincomalee.they both are great friends and share the same values and practices in Politics,especially share the same best practices on elections day.but i can tell you that  Keheliya (Mala keliya) nor SB (Shit Banda) nor Naaki Sarath of Kandy District are friends of Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage ,our hero of Nawalapitiya. thats why fans of our great hero Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage serenaded MR with continues hoots when former was adressing the very first UPFA election rally in Kandy. 

Respect!

(all pix are from facebook page of Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage ,our hero of Nawalapitiya)

Our Old Suddha Boss Lose Job, Calls for Elections..Dr. Myrvyn to lead the GoSL Independent Elections Observer group in UK Elections

Was watching BBC today and after watching Gordon Browns car or his motorcade talking the road to the Buckingham Palace live for good ten minutes and then i had enough and switched to Fashion TV..and by the grace of Minister Bogollagama, the great Emissary of the benevolent Government to the foreign courts far and near, i started enjoying watching TV.. 

Anyway, its happy to see that good ol' Suddha is going for a General Election..i want to see the end of Gordon Brownrigg and his Suku Kolla  and our lord Governor-General of Sri Lanka Hon.Mili-Banda ..and i want see an end to UK being a terror sponsoring state..vis a vis a Sponsor of LTTE terrorism and Separatism.

For that matter, I've decided to send Dr. Myrvyn Silva as a eminent Elections Observer to represent Democratic and Constitutional Rights of UK citizens on behalf of Sri Lankan Govt and also as a Campaign Manager for Conservative Party.

One might ask why i want Dr. Mervin to go and help the Suddha at this crucial juncture in Sri Lanka but let me remind you it was Dr. Murvyn Silva who defeated the LTTE conspiracy in Italy and thus saved Italy from the LTTE's Eeelamist hoards when he went single handedly while in Rome and assaulted and intimidated a group of Sri Lankan Tamils doing their bit to save the Thalaivar during the last days of  2008.that was before Prabhakaran, the dear leader of the Eeelamist Tamil Diaspora met his Nandikadaal.

So, enough with all the backside history of the War in Sri Lanka (its over anyway..) and lets join hand in congratulating Dr. Mervin for his endeavor and commitment to protecting Democracy in UK.

Time to boycott International Women's Day & think about Local Women..

No, don't get me wrong.. I'm not against women..in fact I'm very much pro-women..and i think Women are equal..that's why i never disrespect any women by letting them get into the bus before me during the rush hour.. i expect them to push their way inside ,like i do most of the time.. and why should i give preference to women first before boarding and put them in shame? like i said before, I'm an equal rights guy! 

Anyway, that's irrelevant, whats important is that today marks the International Women's Day and the papers are full of b.s articles, supplements and adverts on it.. even Milinda Mora' has his say about Women's rights ..but may be i missed it but haven't seen anything from Duminda Silva no women but i assume he being a guy who thinks about us the people all the time, he must be marking women's day in a classy way!

So, lest get to the business..whats the big deal about International Women's Day anyway? its OK to mark Women's day .. it should be everyday..but well ,since we can't do it every day , I'm happy we are more practical and end up marking just a day..(thank god for that!!!) 

Point is, why a Day for International Women?? why are we being told to mark today as the day for International Women, whilst we have our own local women??? Local Women not good? no?

Come on ,give me a break.. this is bad.. unfair and I'm wondering why Wimal Weerawansa is damn quite about this.. where is Nimalka Fernando and Sunila Abeysekara? matter of fact, where the f. is Sunila these days? I'm sure she is not dead.. oh , as for Nimalka.. she must be twice the sad git nowdays with the decimation of the LTTE.. if you ask her ,she'll tell you LTTE was one of the best when comes to honoring Women's rights! anyway, Nimalka must be feeling lajjai after the defeat for doing nothing to stop the end of the LTTE and now being a total recluse..or may be she must be at Hilton Hotel today..having cocktails and marking the International Women's Day with her USAID and other International Doners.. talking about the plight of the rural women! 

So, in the end Suddha has his way and is marking a day for International Women ,while our fine local women will just have to deal with the Duminda Silva and Thilanga Sumathipala campaign..and Etisalat's free SMS.

Anyway, I'm calling a boycott, for one it being a day to mark International Women and not Local Women and two for the fact that soon more than 500,000 or more women in this country will lose their livelihood..and some even their lives due to the withdrawal of GSP+ facility! yes, in the end, West especially European States will have their revenge on Government of Sri Lanka by cutting down the GSP+ for defeating the LTTE, but its the poor women of this country who will suffer.. but then , its okay.. majority of these women i gather are Sinhalese, so who cares.. 

Sinhalese are not supposed to have rights! so no one will talk about them..and no one will talk about the plight of the women in and associated with the Garments Industry in Sri Lanka who will end up losing their livelihoods soon!

So happy International Women's Day!!! NOT

Sri Lankan Kala Weddha..new facts emerge..

Interesting research on Sri Lankan Kala Weddha.. new facts uncovered
by amateur Naturalist. apologies for non Sinhala speaking
readers..will try to have this paper translated and re-post soon.

Also await new and so far unseen pix of Kala Weddha,presented jointly
by Me Ooorumiya, GQ mag and National Geographic with financial support
by London based Peelam Department for Who 2 Vote Advice.

what we need urgently to re-align focus from elections and SF antics..

I had one too many SMS today..yesterday and day before.. some were from people i know,while most were from number i gather to be land lines..(least didn't get any txt from a pay phone!!) and one said to be from 'SF's Daughter' etc.. and of course from the Old man himself..President..that was today.. 

And then the news, blogs, twitter is all full of elections,elections and SF said this ,said that, did this, want this etc etc..
and hey here comes some divine intervention.. was reading about the iPad or whatever that gimmick is.and come across Lingerie Football..man ..what a revelation! 

So i took the liberty of posting above pix..and the caption said "Centre Jessica Renee (R) trains with her Lingerie Football League team, the Los Angeles Temptation, at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. The Temptations will play the San Diego Seduction at the stadium on January 29" and that was... Today..!!! yako.. i wish i was there today instead in Colombo..sweating and reading/deleting SMS..and working my way towards the paper stall..

I hope Minister Lokuge ( with his ex.Min.Sec..now truly lost in the boonies..hehe..) read this post and act upon immediately!

[pix by AP/GETTY]

Gen.(rtd.)Sarath Fonseka & Co.invite all for pre-Defeat Party@ Cinnamon Lakeside..Today..Now..

Gen.(rtd.)Sarath Fonseka, the Oppositions main candidate for recently concluded Presidential Election ,along with his key party alliance leaders have decided to host a pre defeat party at Cinnamon Lakeside (formally TransAsia Hotel) Hotel today.its said that around 200 Army troops and Police are outside the Hotel already, queuing up to join the party.

So my advice is that you turn up early and turn up ASAP.. and avoid the last minute disappointment!

Informed sources say that Gen.Fonseka intends to announce his victory at the party and will call upon US to send troops to force the Govt.accept defeat and install him as President,Commander in Chief,Owner of all Prado's in Sri Lanka etc etc..

Party is organised by Fmr.President Miss Chandrika Bandaranayake Kumarathunga Peris ,Mr.Mangala Samaraweera MP and Tillwewin Silva of JVP ,hence its expected to be a rocking party.. so why wait...leave your office/house/spouse/LTTE fundraising event soon and join the party..

Enjoy!