One Billion Rising..In Colombo..Lipton Circus..

One Billion Rising..Colombo style..errr...thats more like One Hundred Rising but..hey..still..it was a good show! a show of strength a definite show of power...women power..NGO power..check the Chicks..should have gone there yesterday.. could have definitely hit on one of those loose NGO women...could have had a different V. Day then!!!

[Pix by Viswanath Samarasinha]

Panties and Suspenders Down..Its V.day Today (And I'm Back Too..)

Dear All of the Sri Lankan Bogspear!! remember me? your beloved Ooorumiyaa is back and as always.. i stage a return on the best day of the year, Valentines day.. (well, not to count MR's B'day..that too is important...) .

So its Valentines day today and at this time of year it can be difficult to know the protocol..the day when many young people skip classes and head out to MC ,LP and Crescat and many other joints, hip and not so hip with their better halves , not so better halves and not so sure better halves and halves that they want to make better and some others,with fulls that they secretly want to make halves and better too...

Bloody 'ell.. even the JVP's into celebrating Valentines day ( funny ,Valentines day was a Pagen practice that the Romans took over and then the Church took it over and now.. its Mr.Somawana and Mr.Tilvin and Mr.Lalkantha taking it over.. whats next? or rather, who's next Halaal Council? ) and I'm not so sure why MR has so far stayed away from appointing a Minister of Love... now imagine that? i mean, come on...if we can have a Ministry of Crab (thats Kakkutta Emathi in Sinhala) , Ministry of Suger ( it'll be Peni Emathi in Sinhala) why not we have a Ministry of Love?

In the Absence of a Ministry of Love to proclaim all lovers in SL will receive Rs.200 worth of free calls and texts and other perks ,I Declare Today To Be The Day We The People In Love, Pull Panties,Bras and Suspenders Down And Down With The Elastic That Tights Us Down And Enjoy The Love And Freedom We Deserve!! (there you go...the statement by me, in the absence of a Ministry of Love...)

Enough with all this Love related rhetoric.. whats important is that you make sure whoever you love today gets something special..be it a FaceBook 'like' or a dirty text or may be a visit out to some dodgy rooms by the hour place and hey. ..let the love take over... ; while you want to avoid FM radio station cliches, St.Valentine will not forbid if your other half ( the better half)  is the only one in her class (or Office/School/Camp,/Bank/Station/Bus or NGO to name a few locations where one can have a lover...)  not to receive gifts/texts/emails and flowers (depending on your current financial condition and provided your not having issues with liquidity...) on today the 14th of  February.

Thankfully, you can get her (him too but thats not my subject, if you know what i mean!) some cool Victoria Secret (btw, check this video ) stuff or Amante line of works.. after all even on a day like this.., its important to defy gravity as we all know... Love is in the air not on the ground...but remember and and try not to forget my proclamation too!

Have a great Valentines day dear all and make love like the Bonobo (Monkey)  and get laid like there is no tomorrow!

Just one other minor detail..if you were recently (or not so recently) dumped... then, do get on with the spirit of the day and grab the initiative to wish you former lover : happy Valentines day, you jerk! ( a text message will do...)

Also pls refer to some advice on V.day planning ( V Day Wiki as some nerds and turds would say..) and how-to's,..  here...all thanks to GQ

In addition to that... you can also read my older posts on V.day and old glory days.. spoiler alert.. bit boring though...here's V.day 2008 and V.day 2011 wonder what happened to V.day of 2009/2010..

Sandy hits New York and I'm living with Nilam...

US under water.. Liberty taking cover from Sandy,New York cisterns, the new Rail Boat ,Aqua Bus of NY ,river parking in NY and NY Water Taxi!
all Pix here are from the Internet..and sorry..forgot to keep track of who took what where.. can't remember which website posted them first!!!!
don't sue me!

The King Who Rolled Me A Joint.

As you may know , HRH Miswathi III, the King of Swaziland  is vising my 100 acres these days on an invitation of MR. yes, yes, MR invites and i end up paying for the visitors and host them too..so i had to take the King out of the piss last night ,yet again and thanks to some divine intervention he decided he's going to ditch his wives..hence moi didn't have to organize 05 luxury buses to tag along the Royal wives..since the King has few dozen of them (actually its 13 to be bit more exact-one left the Royal harem not too long ago alleging she was "subjected to physical and emotional abuse" ) , and most of them are here with him, its up to me to sort them out too..admin that is..the rest, the King will do..

Mind you..I'm not racist but i don't want any monkey business ,even with a Royal Wife of a country where AIDS is more widespread in percentage than any other nation on earth (apart from Toilet Nadu-since they think they live in heaven,hence not even consider them to be a part of India!!)

Anyway, we (King and I) had a good time last night..as usual we hit the White Horse for some cheap drinks before we hit the 'The Bar' at the Dutch Hospital.funny, when i told the HRH Dude we're off to Dutch Hosp.,he inquired if we are going to 'do' some voluptuous Dutch blond nurses at the hosp., but then i dreaded for a minute not to hurt Sri Lanka's budding diplomatic relations with Kingdom of Swaziland and tell the guy the Dutch were long gone and what we may find there is Mahela's extra expensive Crabs (sure to make you crap when you see the prices of dishes there) and the Bar, the Bar thats becoming THE regular watering hole for Colombians of quite younger (and tender) age.

The HRH dude lit up like a Christmas tree mounted on the front yard of Last Chance showroom down Rajagiriya.

And then came the bombshell.. the HRH King just rolled a joint and passed it to me.. man i tell you this joint was like having  ...err.. Swaziland Gold!

Yes, the more intellectual types here might wonder what the hell is 'Swaziland Gold' i talk about.. well pls read this here by Lydia Polgreen on New York Times of Today (see you wanker.. i read NY Times too! imagine that!!!) and you you'll be a world authority on Sawazi Gold.

What Daily News is not reporting is the fact that MR had not asked my mad the King about the details of his Ludzidzini Royal Village in Swaziland (because MR doesn't want such thing in Medamulana) nor any spicy details about the selection process for the Royal Wives (since MR already got a wife,he's not interested in any more-i guess!) but moi being the curious type got to know that normally around 50,000 young virgins (yako..Virgins!!! imagine that!!! 50 frigging thousand of them???) turn up for the selection gig ..bare-breasted and in skimpy traditional skirts.. i guess even if your not the King, it must be a spectacle more fitting than the London Olympics to watch 24/7 !!!

I read this blog article about the selection and to quote one candidate " "I want to live a nice life, have money, be rich, have a BMW and cellphone," summs up all the hype behind this selection.i mean, lets be serious ..in a country where ADIS is going to hit 100% within the next decade ( according to some UNDP doomsday report- but then, who will believe UNDP) its going to be a pretty good deal to be one of the 13 Royal Wives and thus not run the risk of going for an arranged marriage and end up like Freddy Mercury.

phone numbers change,bills go unpaid but tweeting continues..

Yes, its me the prodigal Ooorumiyaa..back to tis' land to fight the serious and not so serious gits..yes, i know.. i know.. i left a deep vacuum in the SL bog-spear and Twitteramull of SL for some time and even from my far pavilions, i felt the ripples of my absence.. now I'm back. you can ask Indi , our beloved Kottu Head-Buwa to re-admit me to the Kottu Kingdom.

Let the War of the tweets begin. oh, btw, did any one check the latest GQ? ammooo... its pretty nice and awesome.

Ooorumiyaa returns..dial M for Miyaa..the new DM4M thingy..,.

I know there had been many staged returns and then many MIAs too..well, not that i got 'whitevanned' to Australia (Western Australia,to be exact) but was bit busy with some stuff,like finding exit clauses to leave jobs and explaining dodgy and compromising text messages that were sent to wife instead to HSBC etc.

Anyway, cut the long story short, I'm back and just like the subject line says..dial M for Miyaa..

That's DM4M ..got it?



(pix is from i don't know where but very apt..)

email from UK PM

Read the below mail!!! this is so fucking funny! considering the current financial situation of the UK Govt.i don't think PM Cameron got extra £200.00 spare!

I think I'm going to get a Rs.100 Etisalat SIM and call this number and play along..its going to be fun!!!!

But err... if this is true and if i get the money, I'm going to buy drinks to you all..so register your name for the guest list immediately!

Ooorumiyaa.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
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Date: Thu, Mar 24, 2011 at 10:40 PM
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