Friday, February 20, 2009

New map of the Tamil EELAM

Not sure who the creator of this map is,however i think it reflects pretty well how the next stage of myth of so called Eelam is going to be played ,especially considering the events that's unfolding in Vanni now days!!

Good luck to Norway, I'm sure its a much welcomed change for them!

by the way, new LTTE Press ,the successor of the one that's in the hands of the Army in Putukkudirippu must be busy printing glossy calenders for 2009, depicting smiling V.Prabakaran next to the new Eelam map!

what will be the 2010 calendar look like? will it have King Herald of Norway and V.Prabakaran in it?


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I'm back..

I'm back..Blogger please open the door...

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

my life so far...

the little old man is a poet and he is from Australia and he is in love with this Francesca chick. she is a lost soul ,having being experimenting with all the religions and all the bullshit.. including her time in India.she now end's up in Mexico..but by pimping Buddha the little old man is trying to say.. "you're on your own babe!"

may be its time you write to both asking for some clarification....

life goes on here, too much back stabbings and internal politics.. I'm afraid I'm back to the XX reality.. after some good time in the regions..this is making me sick!.

met JB over breakfast as he is also based in the same hotel as me. the SH. he was pissed that the XX is doing nothing to retain people like me and holding on to useless idiots!
well, good for him, but i don't see the establishment looking after people, just we are open to abuse and misuse!

my quasi-g.f left for France last week and i kind of miss her.. man she can talk.. she can go on an on talk..

there is a another Danish chick that likes me a lot.. i have a casual friendship with her, and off the blue today, she proposed we just have sex this eve... i like that approach! anyway, I'm supposed to have dinner at Kailash's place ,with his family so sex with the Danish is not going to happen.. anyway, she's too thin for me!

life...

Nepal elected its first president yesterday, with that the county now has a full house of democracy but the fucking Maoist are not happy! so its time to fuck them!

our boss, is leaving the office today.. there is a long line of people here to kiss his hand and lick his ass.. while i focused on picking and pillaging his collection of books and documents! now i have a backpack full of contraband.. some of them are quite sensitive XX files! code cables and stuff.. I'm going to sort them tomorrow and then scan them and send the soft copies to Kathmandu post. i know couple of investigative journalist, who will be interested in them.

by the time i leave Nepal, the XX assholes here will be in deep shit! and hopefully they will be held accountable for some serious damage to the peace process.or may be not.. may be there will be a cover up, the two journos will get sacked and the wolves in NY will start a witch hunt.it might end up in my front door.. who cares.. i'm not going to keep my mouth shut this time!

enough is enough.

that's my plan for today and tomorrow

i miss you too, times i want to see you , want you to fucking share an apartment with me in Kathmandu so that we can have endless cups of tea, talk bullshit and may be make love too, also smoke a few joints! that's very much available here...

sometimes in the office in the regions we used to have tea lased with Hash! the herbs have a magical effect on people performance. also people are more kind and warm. Bosnian chick gave a blow job to a fellow work mate of mine from Sweden one Saturday after too many 'high teas' and after she offered me one too..( a BJ that is..)  but i declined! what a wanker I'm! \what kind of idiot would say no to a free blow job!

that's about it for now.. I'm having lose motion.. diorrea is the national illness of Nepal.. all the people have it, you need to have to be consider fully integrated Into Nepali way of living and even the architecture is influenced by it, if you consider the number of toilets and the proximity/placement it has on a building!

enough.. i need to go back to SH now.. a big XX Prado with XX driver awaits me at the dispatch park.

i love you.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Godaya ,V-day aftermath, Mirror Mag. and 'me,myself and Godaya' type gig!

there i was, doing the national past time on Sunday, reading Sunday papers and getting my blood boiled over whats happening in the country, then i flipped through pages of the Mirror Mag of Sunday Times. reading through i came across this article titled " V- day aftermath" by Godaya. was interesting read and he end by saying "how was your Valentine's? contribute to the post-mortem..."

so ,not wasting any more time i logged in (after some tedious research ...!) and below is my reply.

Oi Godaya,
reading your article 'V-day aftermath' on Sunday Times Mirror mag of 24.feb, i thought of dropping a line .wanker.. you missed the last portion of your blog adress… i had to go though the added work of doing the tests to find what host you use! wanker wanker.

next time you publish the blog post on the paper ,save us the home work time!hey you can read my post on V-day..http://ooorumiyaa.blogspot.com/2008/02/valantines-day-memoirs-of-ooorumiyaa.htmlalso see mock me not on kottu, he had a apology (cant find the link) also double wanker.. cant track the cursor point on this comment box. do some thing!

will find you a girl friend for next V-day , if you cant offered to find one… go jobless its eco friendly,as for not-so-good looks…duka thamai!

Ooorumiyaa.

p.s-gr8 post, enjoyed the article too!

some back ground , he talks about him being jobless etc. so i return to reading the rest of the paper.. and hey presto.... i find this ..


titled "Gotta have gizmo" by Ding..but i was so sure i had seen it before.

true to my feelings , i find it as a post on our dear Godaya's pinkboxinggloves , dated 24.feb by now this Godaya is Ding too. flip two more pages on Mirror Mag and i find "Bitten by the blog" this time by "Pink Boxing Gloves"


to summ up, we have 'V-day aftermath' by Godaya (page8) "Gotta have gizmo" by Ding (page12) and last but not least "Bitten by the blog" by Pink Boxing Gloves. i like them articles (blog posts) , more than that I'm getting to like this Godaya/Ding/Pink Boxing Gloves character. (not in a faggots way!)

he IS jobless but writes (blogs) to Sunday Times and i wonder if he is THE one writing to Mirror Mag.imagine one single jobless guy doing multiple psudos' doing the whole Mirror Mag.

hmmmmm.....cool gig! check out Pinkboxinggloves , got good stuff to read!

Ooorumiyaa-Portrait of yours truely

after many months ( i wish!)  larking behind the shadows (as always!) , i have decided to come out, and coincided with the launch of all new Ooorumiyaa i have decided to publish my portrait.
 
Sri Lankan Blog wallahs ,including many ladies have requested me to come public (no , not that you dirty minded psycho..) hence heeding to their ever increasing call , you'll find me portrait !
 
top class high quality image is available on request for any of you planning to put me pix on the mantel piece , framed on gold plated fancy mount.
 
 

Prodigal Ooorumiyaa returns!

launching all new Ooorumiyaa.. with killer apps, all new set up and many more bling bling .... also, i have relaxed the comments protocol too,so that nut jobs of SL Blog space , singular and all can start to puke on me Ooorumiyaa again.
 
to mark the return i take the opportunity to re produce a poem i once wrote, aptly titled  'on the edge of insanity' :
 
                  on the edge of insanity
 
                    i dig i dig and i dig,
                    insanity i see i see and i see,
                    and you thee ,
                    you get only to pee on me,
 
                    Cargills , Arpico Keels ,
                    Premasiri and Magna i go ,
                    shopping for you thee,
 
                    Cheers,Hotwo,Zanziba ,
                    white horse,Clancy i drink,
                    Petta,Fort,Galle ,
                    i work for you thee,
 
                    yet you ,
                    remember me not ,
                    is this what,
                    i owe you thee.
 
 

Friday, February 15, 2008

Valantines day - Memoirs of Ooorumiyaa [ sensitive content R ]

yesterday was Valentines day, and while contemplating about the good old times jotted down my memoirs of past Valentine days , the old glory and not so glory days, but just a sketch of tuning points or highlights..irrelevant and mundane to some ,good content for life-styles research ( yeah, my a..-!) etc...so here goes..
 
my first (school days)
 
it was H.from Meuseus then, remember me doing an excursion to Liberty Plaza (hip joint ,then) in order to buy THE card , a gift and then went over to Fab to buy a cake.yeah, true! a CAKE. what a wanker i was then! got her to sneak into my home , Parents were out of town, so was the pestering younger brothers too. got the domestic to go out and buy some odd paper , so that in the mean time i could sneak her in. same detail to sneak her out.rest is beep beep beep.. ( censer).anyway, it was good, childhood love kind of thing.
 
later on (post AL-jobless but rich)
 
very much free, unchecked in and outs , happy and roam free kind of life.by that time it was R. from Meuseus. took her out to lunch at PitzzaHut, yes , that PizzaHut at Union Place.again it was Hip those days, and by far the munch was far better than whats now fit for Pigs.yeah, that was it then.very much a formal upstart kind of love, conservative and strictly no 'monkey buissness' . in fact the monkey in me tried to put a hand into her skirt (yeah,Gender insensitive content) and... not a good move.. still remember her peach red face.!
 
NGO 'yes' man (clean suit/empty pocket)
 
this was the beginning of the golden era.N.from Colombo Uni was on tow now and what a great time it was.mindless ........ and lots of it. no questions asked .. it was like open season then. lasted few years. so, on a particular V.day took her to Negambo , early morning , checked into Browns Beach Hotel ( i think) had  a good time, gifts and stuff.. got a engraved pen ( yeah, not one of the best..a Pen ??? ) anyway, that was good time.repeated the same routine in Hikka , UK (Usewetakeiyyawa) and even Kandy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!subsequent years.
 
new Millennium (employed /jet setter/affluent life)
 
yes , went international , European girl friend, S from _ (too much detail by now, some one might ID me ) .height of the golden era. took the train to Venice. yes, Venice ,Italy, that town on stilts! it was good time again. went on the 'Ombra Longa" sipping cheap wine for free from one bar to another. never took the Gondola through the canals as you seen on movies and Mags. was too expensive (not that i couldn't offered to -but more to do with it being a 'tourist' thing reserved for Japanese and Americans. next year (or the previous one ,not so sure V.day was in Marrakesh , Morocco.-got the girlfriend to fly down there ,i as on work not in Marrakesh but a shitty 'conflcit affected' area of Morocco .was there for couple of months ,doing a crap 'assesment' .glory days, lasted few years always with proper Airlines ,no cheap Virgin kind of gigs, frequent flayer miles,upgrades at check in ,business lounges, drinks by the sunset,Body Shop ( only) stuff as proper toiletries etc,rented out apartments in two continents at the same time etc.
 
circa 2008  (whatever)
 
V.day...wife leaves to work early morning ,rips all the 'change' in my purse (Rs.1,600.00+) her 'transport dues' so I'm told..., wake up late, baby-sit the kid till Mom in Law turns up, wash kids cloths, boil them in hot water, rinse and hang out to dry, clean fish pond, go over to the local Hardware shop, clean and polish an antique chest of drawers (inherited from Grand mom) ,
 
and yes, go out for a special V.day outing in the eve.
 
turns out to be my special V.day outing was to meet up with two socially bankrupted (like me, they had nothing else to do!), morally destitute good old mates from the civil society.had 7 bottles of beer , 2 plates of 'egg and savory chili omlett'  ( or whatever, can you have 'egg' along with an Omelet in the first place?) and a plate of 'mixed noodle' ( know unto God and the cook of course, when it comes to figuring out mixed with what) and talked about the good old days, the decay of a once vibrant civil society ( -at times contributed in changing governments (! ? ) -I'm told ) ,stooges of ex-boss, intra-politics of _ , con-federalism of _ units ,FMM, UN in Sri Lanka , Press Institute, taking USAID for a ride ,Charls Abesekara , J.Uyangoda, elections ,R.Premadasa, M.Rajapaksha, ethnic conflict, war and war against terror, extraordinary renditions , disappearances ,up coming election in Batti and a mind blogging plan of one of the luminaries of the Civil Society (Colombo based-English only type), on Gender something ( this was well after 5-6 bottles of beer.. of course ) ..etc (in no particular order)

return home late, the wife gives the cold shoulder ( fair enough) , kids fast asleep.(missed the small man!)
 
all in all it was a memorable Valentines day for me ,rather 'about turn' from past V.days that i had and an indicator of whats in store for me! 
 
Disclaimer
 
yes, many irrelevant, mundane , bloated ,macho,insensitive, irresponsible , rude and offensive content. apologias for any pain caused.life's a bitch , live to the full.