Saturday, July 4, 2009

Reverse Engineering & amazing Toilet in Chicago Hospital

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Indomitable Ooorumiyaa returns...

Greetings O Kottu dwellers..
I'm back.. just like the Terminator.. I've returned..
yes ,yes.. sojourn was long and hard...
borrowing in Puthumathalan was not the best times for a Ooorumiyaa to dig around but i came back..
this is it baby!
i'm back and i'm here to stay.. no Dr.Mervin Silva nor Kottu God (hey ,he's a nice guy...) can stop me from digging here.. Oink oink..
so, lock up the daugter, put the Dog on the leash and keep the back yard free of live wires..
Jaya Wewa...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Ooorumiyaa wanting to be on Kottu..yet again...


hello Indi,
can you pls add me,myself and my blog to Kottu for the second time..
many thanks for your kindness,blogness and in d scene-ness,
Miyaa

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Twitter and Whaling...

Ooorumiyaa is on Twitter..had been for some time...covertly that is... anyway i hate when Twitter says " Twitter is over capacity.
Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again."

got loads to write and then bloody twitter is feeling constipated...

but the Whale in twitter looks cute..mind you the Japanese kill whales for research and Greenpeace wants whales protected..whats the big deal anyway?

its important to do research, knowledge is the cornerstone of civilization and whats Greenpeace alternative? go back to stone age to save the whales? bollocks!

i say ,lets kill the whales and do some research..come up with few dog meat tins in the end..least the Jap's are happy!

once upon a time i was getting drunk with few work mates in Dondra area in Matara,down South when we met some fellow drinkers, who turned out to me Fishermen from Weligama in the business of Whaling... digging deep i found out that their interests too in research but not for dog food but for amber.. yes..Amber...

seems you find amber in Whales belly.. it helps the long fish to digest food (guess Whales like sea food since there is no Vegen or Chicken only diet in the sea..) and gets ejected time to time..but if they don't come across big lumps of whale puke with amber on it ,next best thing (or the only best thing!) is to hunt them and ...err...empty the stomach contents involuntarily...

pweew...enough for now...more to come ,but some other day..



Wednesday, May 6, 2009

In Pigs we Trust,.. and Love....

Amidst the global scare of this so called 'Swine Flu'..i wanted to reiterate that not only Pigs love people, people do love Pigs too and amidst the chaos there can be love... And Swine Flu my ass...don't believe what the WHO say..they come up with all kinds of lame of names and reason for all the ills man had crated and are causing pain and suffering and from my many years of research have uncovered that WHO is a covert agency of the Grass eating Vegetarian lot to scare people off the animals..but I, Ooorumiyaa will rise above and crush them all..When some Chinese or Indonesian guy goes down with breathing difficulties, they say its 'Bird flu' and mite i ask you? can birds have Flu..? i mean, them birds are braving the elements 24/7,365 or even more days a year..under rain,strong winds and then they get flu..? what stupid idiot can think of that?

OK,not convinced enough..? tell me if you know a fish that had a cold? exactly! None! So, ditch the WHO ,ditch the Egyptians.. (I'll get to them later..) and the Honk Kongers and the Chinese .. lets move on in life...may be a flu might kill a man here and there but look at the bright side..you'll still have Babe1 and Babe 2 ...

By the way, did you see the impressive pair of assets (or mummery glands as the Brits would say..) on that women who was trying on a face mask in some Mexican subway last night on CNN...?


Man, that was nice!

Friday, February 20, 2009

New map of the Tamil EELAM

Not sure who the creator of this map is,however i think it reflects pretty well how the next stage of myth of so called Eelam is going to be played ,especially considering the events that's unfolding in Vanni now days!!

Good luck to Norway, I'm sure its a much welcomed change for them!

by the way, new LTTE Press ,the successor of the one that's in the hands of the Army in Putukkudirippu must be busy printing glossy calenders for 2009, depicting smiling V.Prabakaran next to the new Eelam map!

what will be the 2010 calendar look like? will it have King Herald of Norway and V.Prabakaran in it?


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I'm back..

I'm back..Blogger please open the door...