Godaya ,V-day aftermath, Mirror Mag. and 'me,myself and Godaya' type gig!

there i was, doing the national past time on Sunday, reading Sunday papers and getting my blood boiled over whats happening in the country, then i flipped through pages of the Mirror Mag of Sunday Times. reading through i came across this article titled " V- day aftermath" by Godaya. was interesting read and he end by saying "how was your Valentine's? contribute to the post-mortem..."

so ,not wasting any more time i logged in (after some tedious research ...!) and below is my reply.

Oi Godaya,

reading your article 'V-day aftermath' on Sunday Times Mirror mag of 24.feb, i thought of dropping a line .wanker.. you missed the last portion of your blog adress… i had to go though the added work of doing the tests to find what host you use! wanker wanker.

next time you publish the blog post on the paper ,save us the home work time!hey you can read my post on V-day..http://ooorumiyaa.blogspot.com/2008/02/valantines-day-memoirs-of-ooorumiyaa.htmlalso see mock me not on kottu, he had a apology (cant find the link) also double wanker.. cant track the cursor point on this comment box. do some thing!

will find you a girl friend for next V-day , if you cant offered to find one… go jobless its eco friendly,as for not-so-good looks…duka thamai!

Ooorumiyaa.

p.s-gr8 post, enjoyed the article too!

some back ground , he talks about him being jobless etc. so i return to reading the rest of the paper.. and hey presto.... i find this ..

titled "Gotta have gizmo" by Ding..but i was so sure i had seen it before.

true to my feelings , i find it as a post on our dear Godaya's pinkboxinggloves , dated 24.feb by now this Godaya is Ding too. flip two more pages on Mirror Mag and i find "Bitten by the blog" this time by "Pink Boxing Gloves"

to summ up, we have 'V-day aftermath' by Godaya (page8) "Gotta have gizmo" by Ding (page12) and last but not least "Bitten by the blog" by Pink Boxing Gloves. i like them articles (blog posts) , more than that I'm getting to like this Godaya/Ding/Pink Boxing Gloves character. (not in a faggots way!)

he IS jobless but writes (blogs) to Sunday Times and i wonder if he is THE one writing to Mirror Mag.imagine one single jobless guy doing multiple psudos' doing the whole Mirror Mag.

hmmmmm.....cool gig! check out Pinkboxinggloves , got good stuff to read!

Ooorumiyaa-Portrait of yours truely

after many months ( i wish!)  larking behind the shadows (as always!) , i have decided to come out, and coincided with the launch of all new Ooorumiyaa i have decided to publish my portrait.

 

Sri Lankan Blog wallahs ,including many ladies have requested me to come public (no , not that you dirty minded psycho..) hence heeding to their ever increasing call , you'll find me portrait !

 

top class high quality image is available on request for any of you planning to put me pix on the mantel piece , framed on gold plated fancy mount.

 

 

Prodigal Ooorumiyaa returns!

launching all new Ooorumiyaa.. with killer apps, all new set up and many more bling bling .... also, i have relaxed the comments protocol too,so that nut jobs of SL Blog space , singular and all can start to puke on me Ooorumiyaa again.

 

to mark the return i take the opportunity to re produce a poem i once wrote, aptly titled  'on the edge of insanity' :

 

                  on the edge of insanity

 

                    i dig i dig and i dig,

                    insanity i see i see and i see,

                    and you thee ,

                    you get only to pee on me,

 

                    Cargills , Arpico Keels ,

                    Premasiri and Magna i go ,

                    shopping for you thee,

 

                    Cheers,Hotwo,Zanziba ,

                    white horse,Clancy i drink,

                    Petta,Fort,Galle ,

                    i work for you thee,

 

                    yet you ,

                    remember me not ,

                    is this what,

                    i owe you thee.

 

 

Valantines day - Memoirs of Ooorumiyaa [ sensitive content R ]

yesterday was Valentines day, and while contemplating about the good old times jotted down my memoirs of past Valentine days , the old glory and not so glory days, but just a sketch of tuning points or highlights..irrelevant and mundane to some ,good content for life-styles research ( yeah, my a..-!) etc...so here goes..

 

my first (school days)

 

it was H.from Meuseus then, remember me doing an excursion to Liberty Plaza (hip joint ,then) in order to buy THE card , a gift and then went over to Fab to buy a cake.yeah, true! a CAKE. what a wanker i was then! got her to sneak into my home , Parents were out of town, so was the pestering younger brothers too. got the domestic to go out and buy some odd paper , so that in the mean time i could sneak her in. same detail to sneak her out.rest is beep beep beep.. ( censer).anyway, it was good, childhood love kind of thing.

 

later on (post AL-jobless but rich)

 

very much free, unchecked in and outs , happy and roam free kind of life.by that time it was R. from Meuseus. took her out to lunch at PitzzaHut, yes , that PizzaHut at Union Place.again it was Hip those days, and by far the munch was far better than whats now fit for Pigs.yeah, that was it then.very much a formal upstart kind of love, conservative and strictly no 'monkey buissness' . in fact the monkey in me tried to put a hand into her skirt (yeah,Gender insensitive content) and... not a good move.. still remember her peach red face.!

 

NGO 'yes' man (clean suit/empty pocket)

 

this was the beginning of the golden era.N.from Colombo Uni was on tow now and what a great time it was.mindless ........ and lots of it. no questions asked .. it was like open season then. lasted few years. so, on a particular V.day took her to Negambo , early morning , checked into Browns Beach Hotel ( i think) had  a good time, gifts and stuff.. got a engraved pen ( yeah, not one of the best..a Pen ??? ) anyway, that was good time.repeated the same routine in Hikka , UK (Usewetakeiyyawa) and even Kandy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!subsequent years.

 

new Millennium (employed /jet setter/affluent life)

 

yes , went international , European girl friend, S from _ (too much detail by now, some one might ID me ) .height of the golden era. took the train to Venice. yes, Venice ,Italy, that town on stilts! it was good time again. went on the 'Ombra Longa" sipping cheap wine for free from one bar to another. never took the Gondola through the canals as you seen on movies and Mags. was too expensive (not that i couldn't offered to -but more to do with it being a 'tourist' thing reserved for Japanese and Americans. next year (or the previous one ,not so sure V.day was in Marrakesh , Morocco.-got the girlfriend to fly down there ,i as on work not in Marrakesh but a shitty 'conflcit affected' area of Morocco .was there for couple of months ,doing a crap 'assesment' .glory days, lasted few years always with proper Airlines ,no cheap Virgin kind of gigs, frequent flayer miles,upgrades at check in ,business lounges, drinks by the sunset,Body Shop ( only) stuff as proper toiletries etc,rented out apartments in two continents at the same time etc.

 

circa 2008  (whatever)

 

V.day...wife leaves to work early morning ,rips all the 'change' in my purse (Rs.1,600.00+) her 'transport dues' so I'm told..., wake up late, baby-sit the kid till Mom in Law turns up, wash kids cloths, boil them in hot water, rinse and hang out to dry, clean fish pond, go over to the local Hardware shop, clean and polish an antique chest of drawers (inherited from Grand mom) ,

 

and yes, go out for a special V.day outing in the eve.

 

turns out to be my special V.day outing was to meet up with two socially bankrupted (like me, they had nothing else to do!), morally destitute good old mates from the civil society.had 7 bottles of beer , 2 plates of 'egg and savory chili omlett'  ( or whatever, can you have 'egg' along with an Omelet in the first place?) and a plate of 'mixed noodle' ( know unto God and the cook of course, when it comes to figuring out mixed with what) and talked about the good old days, the decay of a once vibrant civil society ( -at times contributed in changing governments (! ? ) -I'm told ) ,stooges of ex-boss, intra-politics of _ , con-federalism of _ units ,FMM, UN in Sri Lanka , Press Institute, taking USAID for a ride ,Charls Abesekara , J.Uyangoda, elections ,R.Premadasa, M.Rajapaksha, ethnic conflict, war and war against terror, extraordinary renditions , disappearances ,up coming election in Batti and a mind blogging plan of one of the luminaries of the Civil Society (Colombo based-English only type), on Gender something ( this was well after 5-6 bottles of beer.. of course ) ..etc (in no particular order)

return home late, the wife gives the cold shoulder ( fair enough) , kids fast asleep.(missed the small man!)

 

all in all it was a memorable Valentines day for me ,rather 'about turn' from past V.days that i had and an indicator of whats in store for me! 

 

Disclaimer

 

yes, many irrelevant, mundane , bloated ,macho,insensitive, irresponsible , rude and offensive content. apologias for any pain caused.life's a bitch , live to the full.

and she said...i like it juicy juicy juicy...

yep.. that's what she said.

 

I've been hearing it many times over the last few weeks and cant get over it. not that i like this women, i love her, i adore her and i want her!then she get out of the car with one tit hanging out.man, she is generously proportioned and with that she gives a sneak peak at her raspberries.

 

her luscious lips , her  sexy voice ...enticing, and then she carries herself is such a way it feels like in the presence of royalty, and for me she is royalty..just that i want her to be the queen of my borrow!hehe.

 

yes, she may be 48 this year, but who cares ..if son of Osama Bin Laden married a old English granny , why not me marry this awesomely hot English chick ?

 

 

did i mention that she is Oxford educated? who cares what she studied there, horticulture or home science, she is the one for me, she knows only the best and she not only taste the best but seems to know all the tastes too.

 

and her appetite for food.. not just food ..good food...rich food and then she cant go to sleep after night of paring ...she has to fix a quick shack that's not out of a can or a frozen packet but something that would shame an average chef you see on TV and then she has it with some exotic drink she would make her own.

 

this is good life, and she is the good part of it.who is she ?

 

she is Nigella Lawson .I've been watching her "Nigella Bites" and now " Nigella Express" on NatGeo Travel & Living channel and man I'm so in love with her.

 

 

i want to write more about her but no, some thoughts i keep it to my self ..may be later .. rest is bla bla bla.

 

i take the liberty of reprodusing something i dug up on her that appeared on THE SUN.

 

Nigella: I like a good stuffing

 

TELLY dish Nigella Lawson has posed for a saucy picture in a dress made of TINFOIL — and served up some sizzling sex secrets.

The TV cook admits she LOVES wearing stockings, prefers her men to be HAIRY and FANCIES footballers.

 

She says: "Stockings never fail to make you feel sexy. Men like the whole strappy thing of suspenders, so I'll wear them. I have actually worn them with nothing but a pair of shoes in bed." Asked what turns her on, she says: "Hairiness. I like an animal. Hairy back. Hairy everywhere.

 

"If I was going to go for someone smooth, I may as well be a lesbian."Chelsea fan Nigella adds: "I love the English boys in the team — I only have to hear John Terry and Frank Lampard talk and I swoon."

 

She also reckons former Blues manager Jose Mourinho is "beautiful". But food with sex leaves her cold. She said: "I've never understood that whole dripping chocolate on someone.

 

"Food with sex just doesn't do it for me."

 

 

Buxom Nigella wrapped herself up in her foil outfit for the November issue of men's mag Esquire. She said: "I loved it. It felt very sexy. BacoFoil owe me big time." But the star of new BBC2 series Nigella Express added she wanted to escape from her "blow-up sex doll" image.

Assaination attempt on President of East Timor

Story so far
President José Ramos-Horta of East Timor was shot and critically wounded at his home on Monday by a group suspected to be renegade soldiers. Ramos-Horta, who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1996 for his efforts to free East Timor from Indonesian domination, was evacuated to Australia for medical treatment for a gunshot wound to the stomach, and now said to be in a criticul but 'stable' (what ever that means!) condition according to the Australian doctors who operated on him.

seems the attack was carried out by the leader of a renegade military group, Alfredo Reinado. apperently Reinado was killed in an exchange of gunfire between the president's guards and two cars that drove by his house early in the morning.

whats next
as for the East Timor attack , i think the International community including the big 4 (Aus,US,Indon,UN) will push for a International military operation to capture the remaining mutineers and then push for Govt.reform. they also have to seriously think about giving some of the East Timors oil money back to East Timor from the IMF/WB accounts,which has been on hold for many years now in a so called 'trust fund'.

my .50cents of crap on East Timor's future
what happens to José Ramos-Horta is not a major thing, better if he retires from politics , former President and current Prime Minister of East Timor ,Xanana Gusmao and him are more corrupted than the old Indonisian masters of East Timor ,hence people of East Timor deserves a fresh infusion blood to rule the country not a fresh infusion of bloodshed.

no neighboring country including the big 4 would want to see another crisis brewing up in East Timor ,that might push the country to the brink of collapse..again!.so, most probably we will see a more aggressive international military operation against the anti-Govt elements in East Timor pretty soon and also a UN sponsored clean up followed by this. when i said a clean up, i meant a UN sponsored clean up of the Govt with some sort of quasi-UN-ET Govt administration being set up to address issues of dissension amoung the political parties including poor economy,unemployment etc.

my .50cents of crap on East Timor's government
as for the past governments (+the current) East Timor, they were never interested in genuine development of their people nor the UN took any interest in creating a accountable and dynamic leadership , and just passed the driving seat in 2002 independence to the old ruling class,which was far more corrupted and was after the $$$$ from Oil and Natural Gas than a real deal for the ordinary man on the street .

so, there will be more and more dissension and bloodshed in East Timor in time to to come and of course more and more foreign intervention too. some times i think the lazy scumbags deserve it too!. may be this is bit too politically incorrect but they are a bunch of machete wielding ,women beating child molesting rag tags who, for some reason got converted to Christianity from being cannibals after the Portuguese stumbled upon the place in mid 15 century.

my assesment of the attack

as for the attack, it took place at the residence of Horta , just few Km outside Dili. like in true shabby East Timoreese style, the attack took place at 0700hrs.

can you f.king believe it? 0700am...? is that the time to mount a coup or let alone attack a house?

these muppets would not do it bit earlier as they will not wake up early as they must have gone to sleep late after drinking 20 truck loads of beer and smoking 10 tons of pot.then they wake up shit headed , beat up the woman and the kids ,then pick few guns and say' lets go over and f..k the governments today'.

if i were to do it, i would have done it at the crack of dawn, around 3-4am,when all are at sleep . surprised the guards and try avoid a shoot out, not a f..king drive by shooting, followed by full frontal assault!silly boneheads!

Hortas' house or should i say the Villa complex
as for the house or complex , must admit I've seen it from being an empty plot ,to the house(s) being built and how it turned out to be a palace once it was occupied.

Horta once hosted a dinner party to a visiting Portuguese FM there along with 400 other guests and entourage. catering was done by some Oz chef ,flown specially for the function..most probably all by courtesy of either UN or East Timor oil revenue destined for development of East Timor and its poverty stricken people.

Disclaimer
apologies for the politically incorrect statements, not that i give a damn! just in case if anyone is wondering why i botherd to write about this, well its because its none of your buissness but just that i once used to dig bit of my time there in East Timor,long long time ago.

Rambo IV banned in Burma

Police in Myanmar have told DVD pirates not to stock Sylvester Stallone's latest Rambo movie, which sees the geriatric action hero come out of the retirement home to take on the military junta ruling Burma.

 

Despite the ban, Reuters reports that copies of the film are doing a brisk trade in one-time capital Yangon, with the tag line "Live for nothing, die for something" proving popular among opponents of the regime, some of whom hope that the movie could even inspire a political upheaval - surely Rambo's most improbable victory yet.

 

somehow Prabakaran seems to be thinking the same as we see more and more intensified campaign against civilians in the rest of the country , Prabakaran and his gang of psychopaths seems to be thinking "suicide bombing for nothing,live for peace" before launching bombings against innocent people of this country.