David Blacker's 'In D top 10' and New Sri Lankan Order...

I was reading David Blacker's bogg the blacklightarrow and its latest post about the increase of troop numbers in the Sri Lanka Army and the ensuing comments aroused some interesting ideas, manly on the next National Agenda or to put simply.. on finding a common enemy or least another war to bind us together...

So in the midst of the discussion.. someone says we should Invade Maldives .. (well, we did that not once but many times before ,while the most resent being in the late 1980's.. when 'we' managed to sit on the chair of President Gayoom but some how in true Sri Lankan style didn't do all the Admin required not only to sit but to hold on to that chair.. hence that project ended in dismay!!!)

And then in true bogger style David Blacker pointed out Maldives is a no go as its going to go under water soon.. and floated the Idea of invading Australia.. yes, that barren patch of land where Abbos roam with few dozen cans of VB each, Kangaroos hopping towards incoming traffic and the racist Suddha in power...

Thus, an idea turned out to be a revelation ....

On with the revaluation, comes local knowledge.. this guy DB says.. "Maldives? They'll be gone in a few years thanks to global warming. I say Australia — if we land somewhere close to Darwin, the Aussies won't even notice for a couple of years"...so we now know even where to land troops .. and then this Shanaka guy says he knows few "knock joints" in Darwin... that's local knowledge..

So we already have the upper hand ,and even sound ground Intel too.. and then comes the bomb shell..

Georgethebushpig, a true visionary gentlemen of Anton Balasingham type ( yes, not only we need great strategist like DB or local knowledge/intel in the likes of Shanaka, but a Theoretician to justify why we need to go to war and why we need to suffer for greater good etc..) states:

"True. We should fight the Tectonic separatist movement and reclaim what is rightfully ours. We can herd the Australians into refugee camps in PNG or some other god-forsaken island now that we've gained some considerable experience in this area.

Hey, I got an even better idea! Why don't we take all the cash that we don't have as a country and start building a nuclear bomb? Now how good would that look? We can have tea with Dear Leader and Ahamadinejad and discuss the finer points on how do you successfully piss everyone else off.

We Sri Lankans are really a funny bunch aren't we?" 

That's it folks .. die is cast now.. not only we have a sound justification to go invade Australia but also our new found 'Dr.Anton Bala' understand the core of the Sri Lankan soul.. of we being a 'funny bunch' ..(for Operational reasons I'm not going into detail the plan to build D-Bom..)

Not to lose this historic moment i proposed a small step ,just to cash in on this great and epic crusade.. and said :

"dear georgethebushpig, i like your visionary ideas.. can you come and give a lecture at the next Royal Asshole(nee Asiatic) Society 'Visiting Assdamic" Lecture ? "

I think the invitation to the lecture is a good start.. a simple but momentous step towards charting out our next national crusade..

I hope this stimulates intellectual discussion..