Friday, April 9, 2010

Mahindananda Aluthgamage,next PM of Sri Lanka

We, the Ooora and Miyaa here by propose Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage of Nawalapitiya in the great District of Kandy for the next Prime MInister of Sri Lanka. we think President MR should immidiatly stop whatever he is doing and appoint Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage as the next PM of this country, irrespective of Election Commitioners call for re-poll in Nawalapitiya. 

Of course without Nawalapitiya votes, EC can't announce Kandy District votes and without Kandy District votes he can't announce Overrall votes nor national list seats allotted to each party ,hence who ever won the election (of course its the UPFA..who else you dumb nitwit!) can't set up a Govt.but all that legal bollocks is irrelevant.

WE WANT MAHINDANANDA ALTHUGAMAGE AS OUR NEXT PRIME MINISTER AND WE WANT HIM TO SET UP THE NEXT GOVERNMENT.

For you folks who repeatedly doubt me and my two cents worth posts, here are some back gorund info on Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage ,our hero of Nawalapitiya. 

According to wikipedia where you find the most accurate and upto date information,Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage is a product of the prestigious Royal College Colombo and according to Parliament of Sri Lanka's "Biographies of present ( 6th parliment that is..) Members " his religion is listed as 'None' (may be some sect or cult in Nawalapitiya, where our hero is from).Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage our hero of Nawalapitiya, has an Authorized Official Facebook Page and you will find 625 fans of him there..including Maradankadawala Yakadaya.

Another famous folk hero is Hon.Susantha Punchinilame of Rathnapura now relocated to clrear and pristine beach country of Trincomalee.they both are great friends and share the same values and practices in Politics,especially share the same best practices on elections day.but i can tell you that  Keheliya (Mala keliya) nor SB (Shit Banda) nor Naaki Sarath of Kandy District are friends of Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage ,our hero of Nawalapitiya. thats why fans of our great hero Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage serenaded MR with continues hoots when former was adressing the very first UPFA election rally in Kandy. 

Respect!

(all pix are from facebook page of Hon.Mahindananda Aluthgamage ,our hero of Nawalapitiya)

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Our Old Suddha Boss Lose Job, Calls for Elections..Dr. Myrvyn to lead the GoSL Independent Elections Observer group in UK Elections

Was watching BBC today and after watching Gordon Browns car or his motorcade talking the road to the Buckingham Palace live for good ten minutes and then i had enough and switched to Fashion TV..and by the grace of Minister Bogollagama, the great Emissary of the benevolent Government to the foreign courts far and near, i started enjoying watching TV.. 

Anyway, its happy to see that good ol' Suddha is going for a General Election..i want to see the end of Gordon Brownrigg and his Suku Kolla  and our lord Governor-General of Sri Lanka Hon.Mili-Banda ..and i want see an end to UK being a terror sponsoring state..vis a vis a Sponsor of LTTE terrorism and Separatism.

For that matter, I've decided to send Dr. Myrvyn Silva as a eminent Elections Observer to represent Democratic and Constitutional Rights of UK citizens on behalf of Sri Lankan Govt and also as a Campaign Manager for Conservative Party.

One might ask why i want Dr. Mervin to go and help the Suddha at this crucial juncture in Sri Lanka but let me remind you it was Dr. Murvyn Silva who defeated the LTTE conspiracy in Italy and thus saved Italy from the LTTE's Eeelamist hoards when he went single handedly while in Rome and assaulted and intimidated a group of Sri Lankan Tamils doing their bit to save the Thalaivar during the last days of  2008.that was before Prabhakaran, the dear leader of the Eeelamist Tamil Diaspora met his Nandikadaal.

So, enough with all the backside history of the War in Sri Lanka (its over anyway..) and lets join hand in congratulating Dr. Mervin for his endeavor and commitment to protecting Democracy in UK.