Thursday, January 17, 2008

exposed,

following some digging in and around Buttala and Monaragala with regards to yesterdays LTTE attack on innocent civilians i decided to dig Kottu and hey presto... i found an expose on me, yes moi! this guy Nirmal Jayasingha has done a post on me.
 
here is what Nirmal had to say about some of my recent activity.
 
" There's a field mouse burrowing outside our house these days. It's about 3 days since he moved in. He burrows and borrows at a certain corner of the garden, which is his job. I watched it a bit last night, he's highly busy, going down, comin' up, pushing rocks' n stuff about, sniffing, and the like. Previously we had one at the backyard and he was a major pain, diggin up mud and making the place a mess. But this one seems cooler and cleaner, he has his own corner, and you'd rarely notice 'em unless his little pile of dirt. Personally I think he's cute n happy we have at least someone moving in the garden other than the lawn-mower, but not everyone thinks the same.

Mom is hysterical about him. She expects it would burrow so much that half of the house would come down, and is determined to get rid o' em. Every morning this week she's been like "Your friend has been at work last night" and the like. Dad likes him but doesn't wanna show in public I guess. I tried to convince mum that after borrowing a week or so he'd get bored and move away, 'course he's not gonna stay there forever, but No. It has to go.

At least I managed to withhold capital punishment at last night's Congressional Defense Review. So tonight Dad's 'Outdoorsman' type pal, uncle Bh, is coming along with a cage so it could be caught and taken away. Sigh. Hope you'll find a nice, ' Hundred Acre Forest' kinda place to live in."

and here is my comment to his post
 
" Nirmal, its me the field mouse, also known as Oooru-miya. yes, that's actually two animals, in Sinhaleese. Oooru is Pig and Miyaa is Mouse. so you know, we are of mixed blood, of a shameful ancestry , though not so shameful now, way things are going i will be in the forefront of things.
as for uncle BHs cage, not to worry, i've been a mole and see a lot.a silly cage is no match for me.
is that BH Perera the scam bag of Sri Lanka Cricket , your uncle? if not , many apologies mate.
as for me , as a mole i have borrowed under many things starting from the Indo-Lanka peace accord to all that mysterious poojas of Pramadasa regime, to shady dealings of CBK to Helping Hambantota and the rest. so , again , not to worry even if the CFA is off , i'll be around, doing the borrowing thing.
your sincerely Field Mouse or OooruMiyaa."
 
wonder where that hundred acre forest is.. don't think its in Anamaduwa or Pollonnaruwa. late Minister D.M Dassanayake and Minister Maitripala Sirisena's brothers are quite keen naturalists who are against big trees falling on us rodents , so that have moved all the big trees from these areas.

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