my life so far...

the little old man is a poet and he is from Australia and he is in love with this Francesca chick. she is a lost soul ,having being experimenting with all the religions and all the bullshit.. including her time in India.she now end's up in Mexico..but by pimping Buddha the little old man is trying to say.. "you're on your own babe!"

may be its time you write to both asking for some clarification....

life goes on here, too much back stabbings and internal politics.. I'm afraid I'm back to the XX reality.. after some good time in the regions..this is making me sick!.

met JB over breakfast as he is also based in the same hotel as me. the SH. he was pissed that the XX is doing nothing to retain people like me and holding on to useless idiots!
well, good for him, but i don't see the establishment looking after people, just we are open to abuse and misuse!

my quasi-g.f left for France last week and i kind of miss her.. man she can talk.. she can go on an on talk..

there is a another Danish chick that likes me a lot.. i have a casual friendship with her, and off the blue today, she proposed we just have sex this eve... i like that approach! anyway, I'm supposed to have dinner at Kailash's place ,with his family so sex with the Danish is not going to happen.. anyway, she's too thin for me!

life...

Nepal elected its first president yesterday, with that the county now has a full house of democracy but the fucking Maoist are not happy! so its time to fuck them!

our boss, is leaving the office today.. there is a long line of people here to kiss his hand and lick his ass.. while i focused on picking and pillaging his collection of books and documents! now i have a backpack full of contraband.. some of them are quite sensitive XX files! code cables and stuff.. I'm going to sort them tomorrow and then scan them and send the soft copies to Kathmandu post. i know couple of investigative journalist, who will be interested in them.

by the time i leave Nepal, the XX assholes here will be in deep shit! and hopefully they will be held accountable for some serious damage to the peace process.or may be not.. may be there will be a cover up, the two journos will get sacked and the wolves in NY will start a witch hunt.it might end up in my front door.. who cares.. i'm not going to keep my mouth shut this time!

enough is enough.

that's my plan for today and tomorrow

i miss you too, times i want to see you , want you to fucking share an apartment with me in Kathmandu so that we can have endless cups of tea, talk bullshit and may be make love too, also smoke a few joints! that's very much available here...

sometimes in the office in the regions we used to have tea lased with Hash! the herbs have a magical effect on people performance. also people are more kind and warm. Bosnian chick gave a blow job to a fellow work mate of mine from Sweden one Saturday after too many 'high teas' and after she offered me one too..( a BJ that is..)  but i declined! what a wanker I'm! \what kind of idiot would say no to a free blow job!

that's about it for now.. I'm having lose motion.. diorrea is the national illness of Nepal.. all the people have it, you need to have to be consider fully integrated Into Nepali way of living and even the architecture is influenced by it, if you consider the number of toilets and the proximity/placement it has on a building!

enough.. i need to go back to SH now.. a big XX Prado with XX driver awaits me at the dispatch park.

i love you.

Godaya ,V-day aftermath, Mirror Mag. and 'me,myself and Godaya' type gig!

there i was, doing the national past time on Sunday, reading Sunday papers and getting my blood boiled over whats happening in the country, then i flipped through pages of the Mirror Mag of Sunday Times. reading through i came across this article titled " V- day aftermath" by Godaya. was interesting read and he end by saying "how was your Valentine's? contribute to the post-mortem..."

so ,not wasting any more time i logged in (after some tedious research ...!) and below is my reply.

Oi Godaya,

reading your article 'V-day aftermath' on Sunday Times Mirror mag of 24.feb, i thought of dropping a line .wanker.. you missed the last portion of your blog adress… i had to go though the added work of doing the tests to find what host you use! wanker wanker.

next time you publish the blog post on the paper ,save us the home work time!hey you can read my post on V-day..http://ooorumiyaa.blogspot.com/2008/02/valantines-day-memoirs-of-ooorumiyaa.htmlalso see mock me not on kottu, he had a apology (cant find the link) also double wanker.. cant track the cursor point on this comment box. do some thing!

will find you a girl friend for next V-day , if you cant offered to find one… go jobless its eco friendly,as for not-so-good looks…duka thamai!

Ooorumiyaa.

p.s-gr8 post, enjoyed the article too!

some back ground , he talks about him being jobless etc. so i return to reading the rest of the paper.. and hey presto.... i find this ..

titled "Gotta have gizmo" by Ding..but i was so sure i had seen it before.

true to my feelings , i find it as a post on our dear Godaya's pinkboxinggloves , dated 24.feb by now this Godaya is Ding too. flip two more pages on Mirror Mag and i find "Bitten by the blog" this time by "Pink Boxing Gloves"

to summ up, we have 'V-day aftermath' by Godaya (page8) "Gotta have gizmo" by Ding (page12) and last but not least "Bitten by the blog" by Pink Boxing Gloves. i like them articles (blog posts) , more than that I'm getting to like this Godaya/Ding/Pink Boxing Gloves character. (not in a faggots way!)

he IS jobless but writes (blogs) to Sunday Times and i wonder if he is THE one writing to Mirror Mag.imagine one single jobless guy doing multiple psudos' doing the whole Mirror Mag.

hmmmmm.....cool gig! check out Pinkboxinggloves , got good stuff to read!

Ooorumiyaa-Portrait of yours truely

after many months ( i wish!)  larking behind the shadows (as always!) , i have decided to come out, and coincided with the launch of all new Ooorumiyaa i have decided to publish my portrait.

 

Sri Lankan Blog wallahs ,including many ladies have requested me to come public (no , not that you dirty minded psycho..) hence heeding to their ever increasing call , you'll find me portrait !

 

top class high quality image is available on request for any of you planning to put me pix on the mantel piece , framed on gold plated fancy mount.

 

 

Prodigal Ooorumiyaa returns!

launching all new Ooorumiyaa.. with killer apps, all new set up and many more bling bling .... also, i have relaxed the comments protocol too,so that nut jobs of SL Blog space , singular and all can start to puke on me Ooorumiyaa again.

 

to mark the return i take the opportunity to re produce a poem i once wrote, aptly titled  'on the edge of insanity' :

 

                  on the edge of insanity

 

                    i dig i dig and i dig,

                    insanity i see i see and i see,

                    and you thee ,

                    you get only to pee on me,

 

                    Cargills , Arpico Keels ,

                    Premasiri and Magna i go ,

                    shopping for you thee,

 

                    Cheers,Hotwo,Zanziba ,

                    white horse,Clancy i drink,

                    Petta,Fort,Galle ,

                    i work for you thee,

 

                    yet you ,

                    remember me not ,

                    is this what,

                    i owe you thee.

 

 

Valantines day - Memoirs of Ooorumiyaa [ sensitive content R ]

yesterday was Valentines day, and while contemplating about the good old times jotted down my memoirs of past Valentine days , the old glory and not so glory days, but just a sketch of tuning points or highlights..irrelevant and mundane to some ,good content for life-styles research ( yeah, my a..-!) etc...so here goes..

 

my first (school days)

 

it was H.from Meuseus then, remember me doing an excursion to Liberty Plaza (hip joint ,then) in order to buy THE card , a gift and then went over to Fab to buy a cake.yeah, true! a CAKE. what a wanker i was then! got her to sneak into my home , Parents were out of town, so was the pestering younger brothers too. got the domestic to go out and buy some odd paper , so that in the mean time i could sneak her in. same detail to sneak her out.rest is beep beep beep.. ( censer).anyway, it was good, childhood love kind of thing.

 

later on (post AL-jobless but rich)

 

very much free, unchecked in and outs , happy and roam free kind of life.by that time it was R. from Meuseus. took her out to lunch at PitzzaHut, yes , that PizzaHut at Union Place.again it was Hip those days, and by far the munch was far better than whats now fit for Pigs.yeah, that was it then.very much a formal upstart kind of love, conservative and strictly no 'monkey buissness' . in fact the monkey in me tried to put a hand into her skirt (yeah,Gender insensitive content) and... not a good move.. still remember her peach red face.!

 

NGO 'yes' man (clean suit/empty pocket)

 

this was the beginning of the golden era.N.from Colombo Uni was on tow now and what a great time it was.mindless ........ and lots of it. no questions asked .. it was like open season then. lasted few years. so, on a particular V.day took her to Negambo , early morning , checked into Browns Beach Hotel ( i think) had  a good time, gifts and stuff.. got a engraved pen ( yeah, not one of the best..a Pen ??? ) anyway, that was good time.repeated the same routine in Hikka , UK (Usewetakeiyyawa) and even Kandy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!subsequent years.

 

new Millennium (employed /jet setter/affluent life)

 

yes , went international , European girl friend, S from _ (too much detail by now, some one might ID me ) .height of the golden era. took the train to Venice. yes, Venice ,Italy, that town on stilts! it was good time again. went on the 'Ombra Longa" sipping cheap wine for free from one bar to another. never took the Gondola through the canals as you seen on movies and Mags. was too expensive (not that i couldn't offered to -but more to do with it being a 'tourist' thing reserved for Japanese and Americans. next year (or the previous one ,not so sure V.day was in Marrakesh , Morocco.-got the girlfriend to fly down there ,i as on work not in Marrakesh but a shitty 'conflcit affected' area of Morocco .was there for couple of months ,doing a crap 'assesment' .glory days, lasted few years always with proper Airlines ,no cheap Virgin kind of gigs, frequent flayer miles,upgrades at check in ,business lounges, drinks by the sunset,Body Shop ( only) stuff as proper toiletries etc,rented out apartments in two continents at the same time etc.

 

circa 2008  (whatever)

 

V.day...wife leaves to work early morning ,rips all the 'change' in my purse (Rs.1,600.00+) her 'transport dues' so I'm told..., wake up late, baby-sit the kid till Mom in Law turns up, wash kids cloths, boil them in hot water, rinse and hang out to dry, clean fish pond, go over to the local Hardware shop, clean and polish an antique chest of drawers (inherited from Grand mom) ,

 

and yes, go out for a special V.day outing in the eve.

 

turns out to be my special V.day outing was to meet up with two socially bankrupted (like me, they had nothing else to do!), morally destitute good old mates from the civil society.had 7 bottles of beer , 2 plates of 'egg and savory chili omlett'  ( or whatever, can you have 'egg' along with an Omelet in the first place?) and a plate of 'mixed noodle' ( know unto God and the cook of course, when it comes to figuring out mixed with what) and talked about the good old days, the decay of a once vibrant civil society ( -at times contributed in changing governments (! ? ) -I'm told ) ,stooges of ex-boss, intra-politics of _ , con-federalism of _ units ,FMM, UN in Sri Lanka , Press Institute, taking USAID for a ride ,Charls Abesekara , J.Uyangoda, elections ,R.Premadasa, M.Rajapaksha, ethnic conflict, war and war against terror, extraordinary renditions , disappearances ,up coming election in Batti and a mind blogging plan of one of the luminaries of the Civil Society (Colombo based-English only type), on Gender something ( this was well after 5-6 bottles of beer.. of course ) ..etc (in no particular order)

return home late, the wife gives the cold shoulder ( fair enough) , kids fast asleep.(missed the small man!)

 

all in all it was a memorable Valentines day for me ,rather 'about turn' from past V.days that i had and an indicator of whats in store for me! 

 

Disclaimer

 

yes, many irrelevant, mundane , bloated ,macho,insensitive, irresponsible , rude and offensive content. apologias for any pain caused.life's a bitch , live to the full.

and she said...i like it juicy juicy juicy...

yep.. that's what she said.

 

I've been hearing it many times over the last few weeks and cant get over it. not that i like this women, i love her, i adore her and i want her!then she get out of the car with one tit hanging out.man, she is generously proportioned and with that she gives a sneak peak at her raspberries.

 

her luscious lips , her  sexy voice ...enticing, and then she carries herself is such a way it feels like in the presence of royalty, and for me she is royalty..just that i want her to be the queen of my borrow!hehe.

 

yes, she may be 48 this year, but who cares ..if son of Osama Bin Laden married a old English granny , why not me marry this awesomely hot English chick ?

 

 

did i mention that she is Oxford educated? who cares what she studied there, horticulture or home science, she is the one for me, she knows only the best and she not only taste the best but seems to know all the tastes too.

 

and her appetite for food.. not just food ..good food...rich food and then she cant go to sleep after night of paring ...she has to fix a quick shack that's not out of a can or a frozen packet but something that would shame an average chef you see on TV and then she has it with some exotic drink she would make her own.

 

this is good life, and she is the good part of it.who is she ?

 

she is Nigella Lawson .I've been watching her "Nigella Bites" and now " Nigella Express" on NatGeo Travel & Living channel and man I'm so in love with her.

 

 

i want to write more about her but no, some thoughts i keep it to my self ..may be later .. rest is bla bla bla.

 

i take the liberty of reprodusing something i dug up on her that appeared on THE SUN.

 

Nigella: I like a good stuffing

 

TELLY dish Nigella Lawson has posed for a saucy picture in a dress made of TINFOIL — and served up some sizzling sex secrets.

The TV cook admits she LOVES wearing stockings, prefers her men to be HAIRY and FANCIES footballers.

 

She says: "Stockings never fail to make you feel sexy. Men like the whole strappy thing of suspenders, so I'll wear them. I have actually worn them with nothing but a pair of shoes in bed." Asked what turns her on, she says: "Hairiness. I like an animal. Hairy back. Hairy everywhere.

 

"If I was going to go for someone smooth, I may as well be a lesbian."Chelsea fan Nigella adds: "I love the English boys in the team — I only have to hear John Terry and Frank Lampard talk and I swoon."

 

She also reckons former Blues manager Jose Mourinho is "beautiful". But food with sex leaves her cold. She said: "I've never understood that whole dripping chocolate on someone.

 

"Food with sex just doesn't do it for me."

 

 

Buxom Nigella wrapped herself up in her foil outfit for the November issue of men's mag Esquire. She said: "I loved it. It felt very sexy. BacoFoil owe me big time." But the star of new BBC2 series Nigella Express added she wanted to escape from her "blow-up sex doll" image.

Assaination attempt on President of East Timor

Story so far
President José Ramos-Horta of East Timor was shot and critically wounded at his home on Monday by a group suspected to be renegade soldiers. Ramos-Horta, who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1996 for his efforts to free East Timor from Indonesian domination, was evacuated to Australia for medical treatment for a gunshot wound to the stomach, and now said to be in a criticul but 'stable' (what ever that means!) condition according to the Australian doctors who operated on him.

seems the attack was carried out by the leader of a renegade military group, Alfredo Reinado. apperently Reinado was killed in an exchange of gunfire between the president's guards and two cars that drove by his house early in the morning.

whats next
as for the East Timor attack , i think the International community including the big 4 (Aus,US,Indon,UN) will push for a International military operation to capture the remaining mutineers and then push for Govt.reform. they also have to seriously think about giving some of the East Timors oil money back to East Timor from the IMF/WB accounts,which has been on hold for many years now in a so called 'trust fund'.

my .50cents of crap on East Timor's future
what happens to José Ramos-Horta is not a major thing, better if he retires from politics , former President and current Prime Minister of East Timor ,Xanana Gusmao and him are more corrupted than the old Indonisian masters of East Timor ,hence people of East Timor deserves a fresh infusion blood to rule the country not a fresh infusion of bloodshed.

no neighboring country including the big 4 would want to see another crisis brewing up in East Timor ,that might push the country to the brink of collapse..again!.so, most probably we will see a more aggressive international military operation against the anti-Govt elements in East Timor pretty soon and also a UN sponsored clean up followed by this. when i said a clean up, i meant a UN sponsored clean up of the Govt with some sort of quasi-UN-ET Govt administration being set up to address issues of dissension amoung the political parties including poor economy,unemployment etc.

my .50cents of crap on East Timor's government
as for the past governments (+the current) East Timor, they were never interested in genuine development of their people nor the UN took any interest in creating a accountable and dynamic leadership , and just passed the driving seat in 2002 independence to the old ruling class,which was far more corrupted and was after the $$$$ from Oil and Natural Gas than a real deal for the ordinary man on the street .

so, there will be more and more dissension and bloodshed in East Timor in time to to come and of course more and more foreign intervention too. some times i think the lazy scumbags deserve it too!. may be this is bit too politically incorrect but they are a bunch of machete wielding ,women beating child molesting rag tags who, for some reason got converted to Christianity from being cannibals after the Portuguese stumbled upon the place in mid 15 century.

my assesment of the attack

as for the attack, it took place at the residence of Horta , just few Km outside Dili. like in true shabby East Timoreese style, the attack took place at 0700hrs.

can you f.king believe it? 0700am...? is that the time to mount a coup or let alone attack a house?

these muppets would not do it bit earlier as they will not wake up early as they must have gone to sleep late after drinking 20 truck loads of beer and smoking 10 tons of pot.then they wake up shit headed , beat up the woman and the kids ,then pick few guns and say' lets go over and f..k the governments today'.

if i were to do it, i would have done it at the crack of dawn, around 3-4am,when all are at sleep . surprised the guards and try avoid a shoot out, not a f..king drive by shooting, followed by full frontal assault!silly boneheads!

Hortas' house or should i say the Villa complex
as for the house or complex , must admit I've seen it from being an empty plot ,to the house(s) being built and how it turned out to be a palace once it was occupied.

Horta once hosted a dinner party to a visiting Portuguese FM there along with 400 other guests and entourage. catering was done by some Oz chef ,flown specially for the function..most probably all by courtesy of either UN or East Timor oil revenue destined for development of East Timor and its poverty stricken people.

Disclaimer
apologies for the politically incorrect statements, not that i give a damn! just in case if anyone is wondering why i botherd to write about this, well its because its none of your buissness but just that i once used to dig bit of my time there in East Timor,long long time ago.

Rambo IV banned in Burma

Police in Myanmar have told DVD pirates not to stock Sylvester Stallone's latest Rambo movie, which sees the geriatric action hero come out of the retirement home to take on the military junta ruling Burma.

 

Despite the ban, Reuters reports that copies of the film are doing a brisk trade in one-time capital Yangon, with the tag line "Live for nothing, die for something" proving popular among opponents of the regime, some of whom hope that the movie could even inspire a political upheaval - surely Rambo's most improbable victory yet.

 

somehow Prabakaran seems to be thinking the same as we see more and more intensified campaign against civilians in the rest of the country , Prabakaran and his gang of psychopaths seems to be thinking "suicide bombing for nothing,live for peace" before launching bombings against innocent people of this country.

 

 

my reply to Prabakarans comment on Cerno

Prabakaran ,

great to have you checking Cerno these days!

your right on mate.you have control and you too have GoogleEarth too.we all know that.also congrads on the use of GE for your mil ops.and yes , i do agree with you on the location and the placing of the X-ray base.and what a wanker this Cerno and the lot is, to think they can track you via GE.

but sadly , it seems the SLAF not only know the locations well, but also seems to know exactly which vent hole or window to drop the laser guided bunker busters through , just like what happened to that guy called 'Tamilchelvam'.

 

even this is the case with the Special Forces people, unlike your boys who claymore a bus full of passengers on a road side , the SF knows exactly when and where you and your croonies pass-by on the road. when you talk to ( in hell) late 'Col.'Charles he will confirm you this.

rest assured that SL military doesn't use GE, (its after all 2003-5 era pix ,and never upto date) they have HISAR ,UAVs mounted with TI /ground penetrating rader and even covert eyes on the ground , observing every move of you and your cronies.

so , dear Prabakaran  do enjoy your visits to SL blogs like the stuff in Kottu , especially Cerno ( and moi too!) , but make sure to make the best of it as your days are numberd.

may be its better to dug a very deep hole (+500m) with no extra openings (vent holes,escape tunnels etc) and stay inside, and make no noice, don't go out and keep no contact with rest of the world. this way you may have a bit more time to live , unless there is a Kfir or a MiG high up Vanni , awaiting to come down and drop a laser guided Bunker buster with your name on it.

 

as for the rest of us  bloggers ,we tend to do our own bit , and some might spend their afternoon listning (after paying thousands of Rups), to crap about some self proclaimed 'experts' talk about how serious we are, we continuesly ponder around and dig shit , just like me the Ooorumiyaa . while you check our blogs , there is the SLAF jet that skimms above your rooftops and the SF team that lurks behind the bushes near your deep hole or a SLAF UAV that hover above Vanni for what seems for like eternity.

 

got it? we are disctracting you! its called  a diversion tactic and great generals like David Blacker and Sittingnut have come up with this stratergy. so my advice is that you take a long crap and piss under a palm tree, dig a great deep hole and blalbal as i mentioned earlier.

Is there life on Mars?

A photograph taken by a Mars probe is causing a stir online because it appears to show a human-shaped object striding through a rocky outcrop. The Telegraph of UK reports that one overexcited blogger wrote: "My first thought: it's Bigfoot!" 

 

my first assessment:

it's a rock. 

 

my second assessment:

what exactly would Bigfoot be doing on Mars? A little far from his usual stomping ground, isn't it?

 

either way , do i care ? no , not really.

 

what the hell dose it change for me to know that big foot is in Mars anyway? not that its going to bring down the price of fuel, rice and rest of all the stuff we need for daily survival in Sri Lanka. talk about rice, it seems the Govt has made Rice a essential commodity , where by anything to do with rice can be dealt with the emergency laws and Prevention of Terrorism Act.

 

how that effects the brothers of our dear minister and general Secretary of SLFP , Mithreepala Sirisena MP is not some thing that I'm going to speculate, however my thoughts on this issue is this-

 

1. by adding the rice on the essential list the Govt will silence anyone or any entity that will talk about rice

2. Govt will enforce the PTA on people who will complain about the price/quality of rice

3.JVP is making too much noice about the Maithreepala brothers monopoly (no, not monopoly-its their consuming interest in rice ) in rice production/prices etc

4.people are eating too much rice , so its time we switch to Kurahan etc

5.when people start to switch to Kurahan the Medamulana monopoly on Kurahan will be rewarding.

6.more rewards mean more luxury bungalows in US/ few more Aston Martins can be bought.

 

back to matter in hand. Bigfoot in Mars.

 

well , me as a interested Ooorumiyaa with a multiple digging habit , i decided to do some more digging on this and found out that the Mars Rover that took this pix in 2004-5 had a cost of cool USD $ 820 mil in green notes. are these people nuts or what? and all that money to just find some crater that's called Gustav or some other thing that in fact is said to be a ancient lake.

 

this is overkill , even for a rodent like me. with the cool $820 mil , not only i could have showed a few hundred creators and ancient lakes in any A class road of choice of NASA in Sri Lanka but also could have thrown in few MPs with the name of Gustav to add some spice to the money.

 

in fact, that USD $ 820 mil could have not only paid the HSBC loan the Govt took last year but also upped the good old rupee too. ash, talking about HSBC any one remember how Ranil threatened to kick HSBC out of SL when they come to power if they give the loan and also how he threatened to go and camp outside the HSBC bank in Colombo? wonder what happened to that.

 

well at least the camping part, since Ranil will never make it to power this life time,HSBC underwriters must have just passed Ranils policy statement as a minor fart. but one question, when the Govt start to miss the interest payments , will a chick from HSBC call up Mahinda or Basil and inform that the payment is over due and request that a payment is made before a certain date ?

 

if not, what will happen? will be be end up in Mars? will big foot take me in ? will the cost of living in Mars be reasonable?

 

if so, can i take a boat out of Negambo to go to Mars and stay there illegally?

 

questions , questions...

Battaramulla Sub office of Kaduwela PS-service like no other

Did some digging around the Capital city of Sri Lanka , Battaramulla yesterday.afterwards went to Kaduwela PS in Battaramulla where i witness a truly Sri Lankan situation. there was a guy running around talking to people at the PS , making phone calls etc. later on got to know the dude is the caretaker of the Battaramulla cemetery , that also has a crematorium that's run by the Kaduwela PS.

 

so the here's the scene - caretaker sir , was there to make some urgent phone calls the to Chairman of Kaduwela PS, Mr.G.H Buddhadasa. story is some residents in Koswatta area booked the crematorium for a funeral of a relative, turned up at 1130hrs for the cremation.

 

well all went well ,till ..err caretaker sir found out that the crematorium is out of gas. so, there he was ,burning the phone lines and talking to all key people responsible for the crematorium at the PS trying to get the gas.

 

this is how it works

 

1.the caretaker sir has to put a request to the Officer In Charge of PS assets in Battaramulla sub area. 2.the OIC then approves the request and checks with the work supervisor to see of there is the required number of requests made to acquire gas. 3.then Work Supervisor , once he is satisfied with the numbers , he will pass a request to the head of Administration in Battaramulla Sub office of Kaduwela PS. 4.then the Admin will forward a request to the Chairman of Kaduwela PS for his approval. before the necessary approval is granted , 5.the Admin will consult the Accountant and see if there is a appropriate budget line and also make sure they have not exhausted the budgeted amount for Gas.

6.once the Chairman provides the approval ,7. the Accountant will issue a cheque to the Admin , 8.who will countersign the request and forward it to the Purchasing unit for onward action. 9.once the Gas has been acquired by the  Purchasing unit,10. it will be released to the Work Supervisor who will 11.inform the OIC of PS assets in Battaramulla sub area , who will in turn 12.inform the caretaker sir.

 

my source

 

well that's about it., that's the process. its time tested, well documented and transparent and has all the checks and balances. i got to know about the process from a very helpful and informative Office Assistant who is attached to the Technical Assessment Unit of the Battaramulla Sub office ,while he was consulting potential housing developers for a very nominal charge.

 

as for the Gas , its a serious business , many million years of peat getting bogged down and turns into crude oil ,mostly US and UK companies go and dig it up , then the whole refinement process , the liquidizing the petroleum and LNG tankers transporting it all over the world. for me info on this process pls check with Chemical & Process Engineering blog . he knows best.

 

as for the poor caretaker sir, well he kept on making calls and talking to people till around 1500hrs, and then i had to depart the PS office for some more digging in more greener pastures.

 

oh by the way , Chairman of Kaduwela PS, Mr.G.H Buddhadasa was not available that day, according to his coordinating Secretary at Battaramulla Sub Office due to some 'unforseenable engagements ' of the Chairman.

exposed,

following some digging in and around Buttala and Monaragala with regards to yesterdays LTTE attack on innocent civilians i decided to dig Kottu and hey presto... i found an expose on me, yes moi! this guy Nirmal Jayasingha has done a post on me.

 

here is what Nirmal had to say about some of my recent activity.

 

" There's a field mouse burrowing outside our house these days. It's about 3 days since he moved in. He burrows and borrows at a certain corner of the garden, which is his job. I watched it a bit last night, he's highly busy, going down, comin' up, pushing rocks' n stuff about, sniffing, and the like. Previously we had one at the backyard and he was a major pain, diggin up mud and making the place a mess. But this one seems cooler and cleaner, he has his own corner, and you'd rarely notice 'em unless his little pile of dirt. Personally I think he's cute n happy we have at least someone moving in the garden other than the lawn-mower, but not everyone thinks the same.

Mom is hysterical about him. She expects it would burrow so much that half of the house would come down, and is determined to get rid o' em. Every morning this week she's been like "Your friend has been at work last night" and the like. Dad likes him but doesn't wanna show in public I guess. I tried to convince mum that after borrowing a week or so he'd get bored and move away, 'course he's not gonna stay there forever, but No. It has to go.

At least I managed to withhold capital punishment at last night's Congressional Defense Review. So tonight Dad's 'Outdoorsman' type pal, uncle Bh, is coming along with a cage so it could be caught and taken away. Sigh. Hope you'll find a nice, ' Hundred Acre Forest' kinda place to live in."

and here is my comment to his post

 

" Nirmal, its me the field mouse, also known as Oooru-miya. yes, that's actually two animals, in Sinhaleese. Oooru is Pig and Miyaa is Mouse. so you know, we are of mixed blood, of a shameful ancestry , though not so shameful now, way things are going i will be in the forefront of things.
as for uncle BHs cage, not to worry, i've been a mole and see a lot.a silly cage is no match for me.
is that BH Perera the scam bag of Sri Lanka Cricket , your uncle? if not , many apologies mate.
as for me , as a mole i have borrowed under many things starting from the Indo-Lanka peace accord to all that mysterious poojas of Pramadasa regime, to shady dealings of CBK to Helping Hambantota and the rest. so , again , not to worry even if the CFA is off , i'll be around, doing the borrowing thing.
your sincerely Field Mouse or OooruMiyaa."

 

wonder where that hundred acre forest is.. don't think its in Anamaduwa or Pollonnaruwa. late Minister D.M Dassanayake and Minister Maitripala Sirisena's brothers are quite keen naturalists who are against big trees falling on us rodents , so that have moved all the big trees from these areas.